Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because two wrongs won't make it right

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm stressed, and when I'm stressed, I bake. It's going to be a muffin night tonight.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your aim's been off all day.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because well, someone has to eat the muffins. It is called quality control.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because well, someone has to eat the muffins. It is called quality control.

Wow V your really good at this but I’ll taste your muffin!

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's not a priority to me.

 

[angelofthenorth]

because you are 175 miles away !!!!

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because when you're high you fall asleep too quickly.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the weekend is almost over.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling we cant have sex tonight because the 6 times earlier knackered me out.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have my mind much set about finding the exact ingredients for a magical potion.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I promised my wife she could have you tonight.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the bathroom sink is clogged and I refuse to call a plummer. Better get that tool belt.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the bathroom sink is clogged and I refuse to call a plummer. Better get that tool belt.

OK.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/00/2a/37/002a37a7788ca2e31de186cab9372c34.jpg

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you got it all wrong.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling we cant have sex tonight because I don't think that was viagra I think it was a sleeping. Zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I forgot Ragnarok was happening tonight. The real one, not the movie. Gotta dash!

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling we cant have sex tonight because im helping Thor.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have vertigo.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you ate lamb.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Darling we cant have sex tonight because I did eat lamb????

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am conducting experiments in the basement. Don't worry about the flickering lights.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you smoked all the weed.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling we cant have sex tonight because when I saw what you were wearing I came in my pants.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to update my vaccines.