Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[Beachgirl22]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight. I think I have the flu.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am brewing a batch of ginger tea.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the moon is in a waxing gibbous phase.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's way past my curfew.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Sorry darling, we can 't have have sex tonight as the TV remote is still lodged deeply in my arse.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have a strict daily 10 time limit.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am doing a thesis on the habits of a most elusive creature known as the dodo. As you may know, there haven't been any reports about dodo sightings during daytime. I'm going to track one down tonight.

 

[Beachgirl22]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight. I got places to go and people to see.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's Tuesday.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's Tuesday.

Sorry darling we cant have sex tonight because you dont stay still long enough.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your new girlfriend is on her way over and I don't share.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling we cant have sex tonight because your sister drained me earlier.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because a fire drill is happening tonight.

 

[tnman03]

SDWCHSTB the police are here to talk o you about those unpaid traffic tickets….

 

[Hosebloke]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because the Russians have interfered with me

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to finish these crossword puzzles first. Yes, the entire book.

 

[AveryElle]

Sorry, darling, no sex tonight as I’ve run out of covfefe

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to bury this relic in a secret place at precisely midnight and stay there until sunrise.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because we're not astrologically compatible.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your hubris is annoying.

 

[StarGazer58]

Sorry Darling, we can't have sex tonight because the fish tank needs cleaning.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry Darling, we can't have sex tonight because I don't know where that dick's been.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because you're Lorena Bobbit...nuff said.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because you're out of the blue pills.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I've been so excited, I shot all over the inside of my zipper.