Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[dee_f]

...because my mind is on someone else.

 

[GoldenBooty]

Because I had a spackling incident at work today

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because this thread just reached 100 posts. Party time! Don't wait up.

 

[Taegul]

...because your sister invited me over to help assemble her new bed. What could possibly go wrong in this scenario?

 

[LizVegas79]

.... because my lonely, vulnerable, recently divorced, bi-curious best friend that you kept staring at during dinner is sleeping in the guest room and she might hear us.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I got out of breath reading the above.

 

[Xerxes82]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm pretty sure valkyrie has cameras in here...

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I didn't think you were that modest...

 

[Ava_44]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm helping Trish get through her divorce... Yes she's very upset I'm probably going to stay over at hers for support...

 

[HBergeron]

Because it's getting old hearing you scream your own name when you come.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.

Sorry darling we cant have sex tonight because, even though I dont kind pain. Im falling asleep.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm in the middle of binge watching "The Walking Dead."

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I can't pry that snuggie out of your cold assed hands.

 

[beachbaby179]

Sorry, darling, we can't have sex tonight because...dammit...you're hundreds of miles away!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because of time zones. It's mid-afternoon still.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because of time zones. It's mid-afternoon still.

It is actually. 15:49.

We are on different continents.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're an islander and 15:53 is mid-afternoon.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're an islander and 15:53 is mid-afternoon.

Great Britain is a Big Island.
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're just too damned picky..

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I've heard that line before.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I've heard that line before.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because i couldnt commit to you.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am glad we both have commitment issues to one another.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am glad we both have commitment issues to one another.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Im already Married.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm painting the bed walls in a nice shade of burgundy.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because, your sister is stopping tonight.