Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[SisterJezabel]

Sorry, darling, we can't have sex tonight because the market was all out of pineapples.

 

[Orchidea73]

Sorry Darling,

We can't have sex tonight because my sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died.
And yes, it was tragic!

 

[peterherring425]

Sorry Darling

We can't have sex tonight I lost the manual

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because there is a fungus among us and you should really have that checked out. Seriously. Set up an appointment.

 

[Kat73]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am messaging with my new lit crush.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have got four batches of gingerbread cookies to bake and keep an eye on.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

I'm sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I need to empty my junkmail folder.

 

[Kat73]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I don't feel like reading a story to get worked up.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Taylor Swift is on her period, and I'm afraid you'll get yours.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because we had sex all day! My dick is sore!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because this on-going Afghan blanket isn't going to frog itself back to the correct stitch count.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because we still have to socially distance 6 feet and that means I'm still coming up 2 feet short.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight beca--wait a minute! Didn't I just meet you in a glory hole this afternoon?!

 

[Wageslave]

I'm washing my friends hair tonight

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's my night to work the phone sex line!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I think I picked something up from humping that watermelon.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my oculus is broken.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I shall be otherwise engaged in nocturnal bird watching.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I still have 37 cat videos on Youtube that I have to finish watching.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have almonds to soak overnight and it's a process that cannot be done without supervision.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because the hotel called to confirm your booking on the weekend you're visiting your sister ...

 

[Chernosoth]

You're hot and I'm hard, but too tired to fuck.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm still saving myself for Betty Rubble.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I didn't check myself before I wrecked myself.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because my indifference outweighs my desire.