Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[Wageslave]

Sorry Darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm washing my friends hair

 

[Stilllearning2b]

Why would we start now?

 

[BongoGal]

Because like the past hundred or so nights, the is a plague goin' 'round.

 

[DarkSimian]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I just want to snuggle

 

[30bandits]

"because i'm tired"....even though YOU went to work in 90 degree plus heat and i stayed home (again) and YOU came home & cleaned the kitchen, made us dinner and did YOUR laundry so you could go back to work again tomorrow and i stay home (again.)
she was TIRED !....

 

[Xerxes82]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're booked solid with your other lovers.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Sorry Darling we can't have sex tonight because I'm tired of defusing the mines in the middle of the bed.

 

[bobb_sledd]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I left my cash in my other coat.

 

[Com9licity]

Sorry Darling we can't have sex tonight because it isn't your birthday yet!

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Sorry darling we cannot have sex tonight because staring at the ceiling is by far, a preferable option.

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I slid down the banister again and got splinters!

 

[FranklyFrank]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I didn't bring the sandpaper

 

[AllSass1]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my husband will be home.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I had a mask malfunction and I have to visit an Optometrist immediately. Oh, and a Proctologist.

 

[Specula]

Perhaps the doctor herself requires inspecting with the stirrups? This intern might have suitable creams for assisting the recovery. I think I can deal with your needs better than my brother; my mother and I have discussed the situation in some detail.....

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because your sister wore me out.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'll be quite busy painting all the lemons in town in a beautiful orange hue.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I'm rehearsing with your understudy

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because someone keeps leaving the light at the end of the tunnel on and I have to go there and turn it off.

 

[Corbal]

Sorry darling we cannot have sex tonight because staring at the ceiling is by far, a preferable option.

Damn. Lol

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Damn. Lol

Sorry, cant have sex tonight, because Corbal . . . I mean something came up

 

[Plane_Guy]

Sorry Darling,

We can't have sex tonight because your sister is here and called first dibs.

Love,
I'll have plenty in the tank when it's your turn.

 

[Corbal]

Sorry, cant have sex tonight, because Corbal . . . I mean something came up

Ha. Ha. I’m not an actual boner, dude.

I induce boners and then skip away laughing.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you are so last week's stale bread and I like my carbs fresh.