Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[KinkyLaughs]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I've already had a ton of orgasms because I was on Lit all day again.

(oh well, I guess five to ten more won't hurt )

Damnn! Hot date there. :

 

[de_valmont]

Sorry, Darling, we can't have sex tonight because I haven't finished cleaning, dishes, laundry and children's lullaby before 11 and I need sleep.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I got my dick and my thumb stuck in a Chinese finger trap.

 

[Lady2020]

Sorry, darling. You forgot to compartmentalize.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...because...umm, because...Okay, fine, just a quicky. But don't tell anyone in this thread or it will damage my sexless reputation.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I only see a twenty dollar bill in your hand and it takes a C-note to change the angle of my dangle.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because last night's rendezvous warrants at least 3 days of rest. But please feel free to invite your sister again.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have an avocado that will be ripe exactly between 23:00 and 23:15.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're drunk and you're stoned and you fell asleep at 8 p.m.

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I checked the security camera footage and I saw what you were doing with my lingerie!

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I’m just not into you , nothing more nothing less.

 

[mynameisben]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

A) You're not my wife.

B) This isn't your hotel room.

C) Your penis is showing beneath your Spanx.


Ben

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

A) You're not my wife.

B) This isn't your hotel room

C) Your penis is showing beneath your Spanx.


Ben

D) your talons called toenails you’ve shredded any sexy desire.

 

[rainbowbite]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to psychoanalyze my pet’s problems.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because when you say no for months on end, your sudden interest makes me suspicious.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I will be busy figuring the ins and outs of the new layout.

 

[Sundayschild]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I will be busy figuring the ins and outs of the new layout.

I've said that once or twice...

 

[n8Romantic]

SD,WCHSTB we're separated by an ocean.

 

[Jake0126]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because... Oh wait there's no one here to say it to.. We cant have sex because we are single..

 

[Big4Wheeler]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because ... i am too exhausted from all this work out in order to look good for you.

 

[Violetvixen1]

I’ve had a better offer

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my dick is like a bent carrot from Peyronie's disease. Yep, just like the commercial. It's tragic.

 

[gga]

I'm just too tired from this afternoon.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I saw a photo of Mitch McConnell and now my dick has actually retreated into my abdomen!

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my fortune cookie warned me away, and those things are never wrong.