Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I told you it was over with us after you called me Mommy the last time we fucked.

 

[Twistedkink]

Sorry honey we can’t have sex tonight because my boss said he wants to fuck you again tonight, since you both had such a good time last week.

 

[Anastasia1999]

...because you ugly.

That just made me laugh out loud!

 

[MrAlphabet]

....I’m shagging your husband

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my Viagra makes me puke!

 

[Lady2020]

Sorry darling, I'm terribly busy. It's me, not you.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I'm worn out from spending the afternoon 'shopping.'

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have an audition with Vin Diesel for Fast and Furious XLVII.

 

[CrazyCountryGirl]

Sorry honey, we can't have sex tonight because...says me, NEVER. Lucky you.

 

[AZDryHeat]

Sorry Darling, we can't have sex now because I need to walk the dog.

 

[Jada59]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because a had weird Super Glue accident.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because someone else took the zippity out of my do da an hour ago.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I was abducted by aliens today and I'm still recovering from the anal probes.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I was abducted by aliens today and I'm still recovering from the anal probes.

Damn, and I wanted to peg you so badly

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the championship bridge tournament is live on Youtube and I can't miss it.

 

[Taegul]

Damn, and I wanted to peg you so badly

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the championship bridge tournament is live on Youtube and I can't miss it.

Weird, I get that a lot.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your sister came over to borrow some sugar and, well, now I'm all outta sugar.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the Mayans so foretold. Not happening.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

...because you won't come over

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

we're out of batteries

 

[Lady2020]

Because your inbox is full.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because Halley's Comet hasn't arrived yet.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because a bee stung me in the pants and now my dick has swollen to twice its normal size.

Hmm, apparently she doesn't have an issue with that...

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm sick of you blowing your load two seconds after you stick your dick into my pussy!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I've got a pound of pistachios to shell.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm too busy sharing soup recipes on Lit.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because I am still waiting for the rash to clear up