Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your mother-in-law's fifth cousin's German mailman is coming over, and you know what kind of a mood you get in when they're here.

 

[Baseballcoach43]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because our yearly appointment isn't tonight.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I confused the sleeping pills and Viagra again.

Maybe if we just ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Cat]

Sorry darling, we cannot have sex tonight because I am falling asleep, dreaming of a road trip with Taegul.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my wife is home and she frowns on that sort of thing.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we cannot have sex tonight because I am falling asleep, dreaming of a road trip with Taegul.

So I put you to sleep?

 

[JerseyJade]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you were too fucking lazy to help me around the house today.

 

[Cat]

So I put you to sleep?

You are the reason for me to sleep...

Sorry darling, we cannot have sex tonight because I am meeting up with Taegul in my dreams.

 

[Taegul]

You are the reason for me to sleep...

Sorry darling, we cannot have sex tonight because I am meeting up with Taegul in my dreams.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I might need to kick Freddy Krueger's ass if this whole dream thing goes sideways...

 

[Baseballcoach43]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Yellowstone is on.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because tonight is the evening they conduct my penis surgery.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Brad Pitt needs me to stand in for him in a few scenes he's shooting tonight. God I just really hate looking like him sometimes...

 

[n8Romantic]

SD, WCHST because of that whole ocean thing. I mean Moses didn't know a goos thing when he had it.

 

[ydahecnot]

…of the 12-hour rule

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you always break out in a rash whenever we fuck in New Jersey.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my condoms suddenly all have holes in them, as if by magic.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Will Smith is slapping the fuck out of me and I kind of like it.

 

[Cat]

Sorry Darling, we cannot have sex tonight because I got this last minute invitation to a stamp collection convention in Las Vegas... By the way, have you seen where I put the new lingerie?!

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight, the price of petrol has gone up too much. I can't justify the expense of driving over to yours.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's Bingo night at the community centre and I volunteered to be the caller.

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm re-watching the first season of Downton Abbey for the 22nd time.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to verify the thread count for the bamboo sheets I bought from a peddler on my way home.

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

Sorry darlin I can't have sex tonight I had fallen and can't get IT up!

 

[cubbyfire04]

Sorry darling, I can't have sex tonight because I got lazy with foreplay last night and now it feels like I tried using my dick to start a fire. That one's on me... My mouth is open for business though.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm on pest control duty.