Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[pumaman23]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your credit card was declined.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I’m having sex with your mom

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I assuredly will be running up that hill.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have about 350 peach pouches to sew.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to feed my sourdough starter.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because I am channeling my inner aphid.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am binge watching The Simpsons, all 34 seasons.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because I’ve lost the map.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have got to count how many rice grains there are in a 5 kilogram packet.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because you told me your favourite carbohydrate was pasta.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because I am expecting a solar salesman at any time.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because we live at the North Pole and it’s summer.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because The Farmer's Almanac advises against it.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because we are in a crowded restaurant

 

[Apisto42]

SDWCHST because my dick isn’t 501 miles long.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have been summoned to another plane of existence.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because someone’s 501 mile long dick keeps poking me in the eyes

 

[BrendaBear]

…someone’s 501 mile long dick keeps poking me in the eyes

I hate it when that happens!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because someone just lit the CatSignal™ and I have to dash.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because the zip on Bat Suit is jammed.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because of the Mariachi band that followed you home and is standing in the corner of the room.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because, damn that mariachi band are sooo hottt!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because no habla español.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because the burrito was off

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because we are out of bismuth subsalicylate.