Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because we are out of bismuth subsalicylate.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because antacids make me drowsy

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to practice my fencing. En garde!

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because it doesn’t épée enough.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your riposte is rather... feeble.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because the dog ate your penis

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because we are out of sausages.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the pod people are here.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because my body has been snatched..

last from me for now. Thanks for playing.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the pod people are here.

…and I would rather have sex with them, then you

 

[ThatGuyInTheCorner]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I lost my toes in the washer.

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

Sorry darlin can't tonight, I lost my langoustine

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your Yelp rating translates into 'help'.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm going to watch Borat again.

 

[smtst5]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because I have to wash my socks.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because you’re meant to be the pilot

 

[JerseyJade]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because 15 seconds just doesn't do it for me.

 

[seetheartinme]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you dumped me and I'm not taking you back.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because of the whole, “restraining order”, thing.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's Ladies' Knife Throwing Night at the pub and I'm defending the title.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because no matter how hard I try I just can't seem to get out of this straight jacket. Don't ask me how I can still type. #MadSkillz

 

[Dribble]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because no matter how hard I try I just can't seem to get out of this straight jacket. Don't ask me how I can still type. #MadSkillz

Good tongue action

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my dick is stuck in this watermelon!

(tug tug) OW!!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because gold is literally showering out of your vagina!!!

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because BattleBots is on.