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LanguageOfLove
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Oh I just loved that conversation! I thought I heard the cleaner ran away, I can volunteer again, with only those free dances....
Have a lovely day people!
I'll be back to put flowers on the tables
Have a lovely day people!
I'll be back to put flowers on the tables
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curvyangel1969
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Also poking my head in to say hi and waved frantically and hug you and squeeze you. 
LanguageOfLove
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Also poking my head in to say hi and waved frantically and hug you and squeeze you.
I'm watching the place right now, I'll give you a very nice wave back
lovetopleasewomen
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Get out more? Gosh no, far too peopley out there!
Classy glitter. Sparkles without the cum. Hmm, on second thoughts, that sounds a bit dull.
Sorry to hear that, but wahey for productivity!
Yea but you know, those peoples don't bite...too much...or too often.
Kinda hard to recycle cum drenched sparkles.
I'm good with it. When done I'll have a badass place.
LanguageOfLove
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***Can I pick up my check? I'm still waiting for a dance partner also****
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Tallulah82
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Just poking my head in to say hi!
Hope all is well in your end of the world.
Hey Popeye
All is good, if you're judging good as I haven't murdered anyone (family members are at the top of that list!), I haven't crashed my car in all the snow and ice, and my house is ready for Christmas! If you have a fetish for blue balls....
Well, not just ANY blue balls... got to be a bit furry too...
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Tallulah82
Guest
Oh I just loved that conversation! I thought I heard the cleaner ran away, I can volunteer again, with only those free dances....
Have a lovely day people!
Also poking my head in to say hi and waved frantically and hug you and squeeze you.
Ladies! Boob-squishing group hug
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Tallulah82
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ZZ tops? Sure, I'll take that. Though atm I'm playing more christmas tunes than anything else! I love Kelly Clarkson's christmas album from a few years back
Yea but you know, those peoples don't bite...too much...or too often.
Kinda hard to recycle cum drenched sparkles.
I'm good with it. When done I'll have a badass place.
Haha! Recycling indeed. Too many images filling my mind and none of them good
I don't like biting too often. I mean, occasional is fine but seriously - if you want to bite all the time then I'm going to shove a bacon buttie in your mouth the next time you open it.
I don't doubt that your place will be badass! Nowt like feeling all alone in top quality surroundings... at least you can hold onto your dignity well.
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Tallulah82
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WTF is going on here? No strippers last night? On Titty Tuesday??? I'm going to have to have a word with some of you lot if this is the level of slacking you do when I'm not here!
Can't get the bloody staff nowadays.
Can't get the bloody staff nowadays.
iLackBrainCells
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WTF is going on here? No strippers last night? On Titty Tuesday??? I'm going to have to have a word with some of you lot if this is the level of slacking you do when I'm not here!
Can't get the bloody staff nowadays.
I'm sorry. Please don't hurt me!
I haven't been on Lit for a few days. I can't believe I forgot about Titty Tuesday.
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Tallulah82
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I should whip you raw!
Yes, you missed Twirling Tassly Titty Tuesday!
You're my best nipple twirler too, goddamn it, no wonder the punters didn't stop by. No sexiness to see!
iLackBrainCells
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Whip me raw? Can't you just whip me and stop before the raw part?
To be fair, you look so much better than me with the tassels on. They all come here for you... I'm just the fluffer.
LostGirlTink
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WTF is going on here? No strippers last night? On Titty Tuesday??? I'm going to have to have a word with some of you lot if this is the level of slacking you do when I'm not here!
Can't get the bloody staff nowadays.
Good help is so hard to find these days.
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Tallulah82
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Whip me raw? Can't you just whip me and stop before the raw part?
To be fair, you look so much better than me with the tassels on. They all come here for you... I'm just the fluffer.
Would you learn if I stopped before the raw part? I'm not sure. I think that it would still be in the realms of pleasure for you. Nothing was ever really learned by giving pleasure.
Oh no, sweetie. You USED to be the fluffer. Now you're the twirler. Why do you think you got an increase in your wage packet? Any silly ass can fluff. It takes skill to hypnotise with tassels
lakesailer_mi
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Just poking my head in to say hi!
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Tallulah82
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Good help is so hard to find these days.
It really is! I clearly don't offer enough incentives.
lakesailer_mi
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Good help is so hard to find these days.
I thought the line was..."Hard help is good to find?"
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Tallulah82
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lakesailer_mi
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Poking your head in, huh? You could at least show your face when you do it.
I'll show you mine, if you show me yours...
(besides, you don't really want to see my face...unless it's buried between your legs...
)iLackBrainCells
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Good help is so hard to find these days.
Hello Tink.
Would you learn if I stopped before the raw part? I'm not sure. I think that it would still be in the realms of pleasure for you. Nothing was ever really learned by giving pleasure.
Oh no, sweetie. You USED to be the fluffer. Now you're the twirler. Why do you think you got an increase in your wage packet? Any silly ass can fluff. It takes skill to hypnotise with tassels
Bu...But... you wouldn't want to hurt little old me.
Ohhh!! That's what the wage increase was for? I thought it was hush money when I caught you getting too intimate with a cucumber.
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Tallulah82
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I'll show you mine, if you show me yours...
(besides, you don't really want to see my face...unless it's buried between your legs...
Someone woke up cocky this morning
I'd show you mine but it's currently playing apple bobbing. Except the apples are chocolates. And the water is chocolates.
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Tallulah82
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Hello Tink.
Bu...But... you wouldn't want to hurt little old me.
Ohhh!! That's what the wage increase was for? I thought it was hush money when I caught you getting too intimate with a cucumber.
Why would I want you to hush about the cucumber? I put that class act on Pornhub and made a killing this winter! People like kinky shit like that. Weirdos.
iLackBrainCells
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Yes but you put the cucumber up the wrong hole and when I caught you, you offered to blow me for my silence.
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