Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Echo5Mike]

I always ask, but no one seems to be able to give me enough

 

[Tallulah82]

You can ask for more bread.

I always ask, but no one seems to be able to give me enough

LOL! Wow. How much bread do you need???? *fans self*


*remember, Tal, curiosity killed the cat...*

 

[Echo5Mike]

LOL! Wow. How much bread do you need???? *fans self*


*remember, Tal, curiosity killed the cat...*

I need double the regular amount, my double meat fills that perfectly..
*hands you an electric fan*

 

[Tallulah82]

I need double the regular amount, my double meat fills that perfectly..
*hands you an electric fan*

Wow. Double? A two-footer?

I'm reluctant to take the electric fan. It sounds ominous. Like you're going to push me into a bath while holding it... You're setting off more than one alarm in me!

 

[Echo5Mike]

Wow. Double? A two-footer?

I'm reluctant to take the electric fan. It sounds ominous. Like you're going to push me into a bath while holding it... You're setting off more than one alarm in me!

hahaha like one of the itty bitty hand hold fans, duh...always Double though

 

[Tallulah82]

hahaha like one of the itty bitty hand hold fans, duh...always Double though

Yeah yeah, of course it was. *narrows eyes*

Time for me to go! I'm not running cos I think you've got evil plans up your sleeve. I'm backing away slowly. Looking casual.



Catch you t'internet masturbators later

 

[tnman03]

Morning Tal and the rest of the motley bunch of pervs lurking about here playing hooky and having fun.

 

[Tallulah82]

Morning Tal and the rest of the motley bunch of pervs lurking about here playing hooky and having fun.

Hey Tin

I need a massage - wanna offer? Been moving furniture blah blah blah.

I'm cursing that it's the 1st March, as I've given up alcohol this month. Nothing to do with Lent, it was a challenge I set myself at the beginning of the month, to have a different focus each month. This month is dry. I could really do with a beer.

 

[tnman03]

Hey Tin

I need a massage - wanna offer? Been moving furniture blah blah blah.

I'm cursing that it's the 1st March, as I've given up alcohol this month. Nothing to do with Lent, it was a challenge I set myself at the beginning of the month, to have a different focus each month. This month is dry. I could really do with a beer.

Massage? Okay, get naked and lay down on the table in the rec room.

Being able to influence control over your own life my excluding personal vices you enjoy is a good thing. It might not be fun but it proves you still have that control and haven't allowed said vices to take control of you or your life.

 

[Tallulah82]

Massage? Okay, get naked and lay down on the table in the rec room.

Being able to influence control over your own life my excluding personal vices you enjoy is a good thing. It might not be fun but it proves you still have that control and haven't allowed said vices to take control of you or your life.

Yup, there's nothing quite like enjoying being in control in many things in life

I just saw a typo - i meant at the beginning of the year, not month. Eejit.

 

[Echo5Mike]

Yup, there's nothing quite like enjoying being in control in many things in life

I just saw a typo - i meant at the beginning of the year, not month. Eejit.

wait, ill give you one if you give me one! Annnnnnnnd ill drink all your beers for you!!

 

[Tallulah82]

wait, ill give you one if you give me one! Annnnnnnnd ill drink all your beers for you!!

Haha! Shocker! Tit for tat! Typical.

Oh no you bloody won't! They'll sit there patiently until April, thank you very much. No-one touches my stash.

 

[Echo5Mike]

Haha! Shocker! Tit for tat! Typical.

Oh no you bloody won't! They'll sit there patiently until April, thank you very much. No-one touches my stash.

woooooow, and here I was offering to help you lol

 

[Tallulah82]

woooooow, and here I was offering to help you lol

You're only offering to help if I do you in return! What ever happened to chivalry of doing something for nothing in return, huh?

 

[tnman03]

You're only offering to help if I do you in return! What ever happened to chivalry of doing something for nothing in return, huh?

What!!! You mean being unselfish being its own reward for the nobility of it??? Hmm??? I wonder if someone could take out a patent on that ideal??? They'd probably go broke is my thinking.








jk I'm plagued with romantic notions and all that behaving stuff... you either got it growing up or it was installed via some form of disciplinary action.

 

[LucyCanyon]

You're only offering to help if I do you in return! What ever happened to chivalry of doing something for nothing in return, huh?

Altruism... not much around here...

Pop over to my place... free massage for your fully naked body... I don’t want anything in return and won’t get any pleasure other than that of helping a friend “Whistles innocently “

 

[Tallulah82]

What!!! You mean being unselfish being its own reward for the nobility of it??? Hmm??? I wonder if someone could take out a patent on that ideal??? They'd probably go broke is my thinking.

jk I'm plagued with romantic notions and all that behaving stuff... you either got it growing up or it was installed via some form of disciplinary action.

Haha! I know you're right. Far too many men would only give me a massage if they hoped for something in return. But apparently my verbal praise just isn't enough.

But to be fair, it would be hard work to massage this beast of a body. I should really reconsider some form of reward.

 

[Echo5Mike]

You're only offering to help if I do you in return! What ever happened to chivalry of doing something for nothing in return, huh?

hahaha that's true, I rescind my request for one in return and will do the gentlemanly thing....BUT I STILL WANT THE BEER!

 

[Tallulah82]

Altruism... not much around here...

Pop over to my place... free massage for your fully naked body... I don’t want anything in return and won’t get any pleasure other than that of helping a friend “Whistles innocently “

Pah! Sure, Lucy. I don't believe the innocence in that whistle any more than I don't believe that's not a boner in your panties as you're massaging me.

 

[Tallulah82]

hahaha that's true, I rescind my request for one in return and will do the gentlemanly thing....BUT I STILL WANT THE BEER!

You're not getting my beer! I'd rather give a blowjob than lose my beer!

 

[coachdb18]

Pah! Sure, Lucy. I don't believe the innocence in that whistle any more than I don't believe that's not a boner in your panties as you're massaging me.

Well hell, since we raising in honor of boners, I'll raise to that issue as well!!!

 

[Echo5Mike]

You're not getting my beer! I'd rather give a blowjob than lose my beer!

hahahaha ummmmmmm......

 

[Tallulah82]

Well hell, since we raising in honor of boners, I'll raise to that issue as well!!!

Ha! Shudda guessed you'd not be long behind once boners were raised

hahahaha ummmmmmm......

You ok, sweets? Sounds like your mouth is full. I thought that was my job? *shrugs*

Can I watch

 

[LucyCanyon]

Pah! Sure, Lucy. I don't believe the innocence in that whistle any more than I don't believe that's not a boner in your panties as you're massaging me.

Not me... I don’t wear panties... or indeed anything ...

 

[Echo5Mike]

Ha! Shudda guessed you'd not be long behind once boners were raised



You ok, sweets? Sounds like your mouth is full. I thought that was my job? *shrugs*

Can I watch

Hahahaha I guess, but there's always room for one more