Pantyboy74
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Wouldnt you just need one big purple wrapper for that.?
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Wouldnt you just need one big purple wrapper for that.?
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Tallulah82
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You want a colourful, shiny, crinkly cock? *shrugs* Ok!
Smooth talker.
iLackBrainCells
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Tallulah82
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Thanks.
Crinkly Cock... attractive isn't it?
I'm fingering myself already, soooo hawt!
badjanus
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Tallulah82
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LOL! For a moment there, I didn't understand what that meant! I glanced at your post count first???
iLackBrainCells
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badjanus
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LOL! For a moment there, I didn't understand what that meant! I glanced at your post count first???
Wakey wakey!!
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iLackBrainCells
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Hold on...
I'm awake! Tis not my fault I'm dim!
I can hold now? Last time you told me to hold on,you had me arrested for assault!
thefishfryer
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An enemy, or enema???
And, well, if you're an enema then I would bloody well consider you a friend, considering how deep you've been up my... *cough*
So. cheese for breakfast, huh? Nice
Darn my dyslexia is showing. I can't even spell enema correctly.
I settled for the usual muesli, so I guess it's cheese for lunch.
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Tallulah82
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Sorry, yeah. Was trying to take pics of my fingering, but my phone died.
Ah, dammit, that'll be my mum calling. I mean, erm, someone's at the door!
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Tallulah82
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Darn my dyslexia is showing. I can't even spell enema correctly.
I settled for the usual muesli, so I guess it's cheese for lunch.
Muesli? Pfft. How boring.
Mmmmm, cheese! I bet you only want the cheese cos of the wine that goes with it
iLackBrainCells
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Don't worry, you can Skype it later...
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Tallulah82
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True. I'll set up a group thing, satisfy all the wankers at the same time. One bird, one hand. Ten cocks. Sounds about right.
iLackBrainCells
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True. I'll set up a group thing, satisfy all the wankers at the same time. One bird, one hand. Ten cocks. Sounds about right.
And you baulked at my Xmas gift to you - that thong with "Chief Slut" stitched on the front.
thefishfryer
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True. I'll set up a group thing, satisfy all the wankers at the same time. One bird, one hand. Ten cocks. Sounds about right.
I'm in as long as it doesn't clash with dinner. I think I'm having cheese.
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Tallulah82
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And you baulked at my Xmas gift to you - that thong with "Chief Slut" stitched on the front.
Cos it's a THONG! They just crack me up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk
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Tallulah82
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I'm in as long as it doesn't clash with dinner. I think I'm having cheese.
LOL! You're too cute sometimes. Only sometimes, though. Don't want you getting a big head around here.
I prefer my cheese on uncut bread, ripping off chunks like a savage. But I've only got crackers in atm.
iLackBrainCells
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Haha
I'll get you a g-string next time!
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Tallulah82
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Haha
I'll get you a g-string next time!
Yeah, so my pumps sound like whistles? Sweet!
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Tallulah82
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Oh, by the way: I've had a nap and feeling less aggressive now. I'm approachable again.
lakesailer_mi
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True. I'll set up a group thing, satisfy all the wankers at the same time. One bird, one hand. Ten cocks. Sounds about right.
How do I get on this list????
Oh, by the way: I've had a nap and feeling less aggressive now. I'm approachable again.
Oh...less aggressive??? Darn...
iLackBrainCells
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For some reason I imagined you making the sounds of a train then...
All pumps and whistles...Aww damn. Does that mean I have to out the taser away now?Oh, by the way: I've had a nap and feeling less aggressive now. I'm approachable again.
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Tallulah82
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How do I get on this list????
Oh...less aggressive??? Darn...
A dick pic, naturally, and an audition to test your ability to make me cum. If all's good, then you get an invitation to join the rotation of the list.
It wasn't a good aggressive, you didn't miss anything. I'll let you know when the good aggressive is in motion.
For some reason I imagined you making the sounds of a train then...
Aww damn. Does that mean I have to out the taser away now?
Sorry, yes. Not into that kind of kink. Taser me when I don't deserve it, and I'll punch you in the balls.
(THAT'S NOT AGGRESSIVE! That's just a clear warning of cause and effect!)
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