Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[sultan_sd]

Look at how well this thread is doing

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Sorry, yes. Not into that kind of kink. Taser me when I don't deserve it, and I'll punch you in the balls.

(THAT'S NOT AGGRESSIVE! That's just a clear warning of cause and effect!)

But I keep telling you I don't like being punched in the balls yet you keep on doing it.

Is that a sign of affection or what...?

*scratches head thoughtfully.*

 

[lakesailer_mi]

A dick pic, naturally, and an audition to test your ability to make me cum. If all's good, then you get an invitation to join the rotation of the list.

It wasn't a good aggressive, you didn't miss anything. I'll let you know when the good aggressive is in motion.



Sorry, yes. Not into that kind of kink. Taser me when I don't deserve it, and I'll punch you in the balls.

(THAT'S NOT AGGRESSIVE! That's just a clear warning of cause and effect!)

...I can't get the phone camera far enough away to get my whole dick in the frame....sorry...

 

[thefishfryer]

...I can't get the phone camera far enough away to get my whole dick in the frame....sorry...

You may need one of these

http://techmash.co.uk/2015/03/09/could-this-be-the-longest-selfie-stick/

I had to use a Quadcopter Drone.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

You may need one of these

http://techmash.co.uk/2015/03/09/could-this-be-the-longest-selfie-stick/

I had to use a Quadcopter Drone.

Well I had to contract NASA to redirect the Hubble telescope to take a pic of mine. So there!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You may need one of these

http://techmash.co.uk/2015/03/09/could-this-be-the-longest-selfie-stick/

I had to use a Quadcopter Drone.

Well I had to contract NASA to redirect the Hubble telescope to take a pic of mine. So there!

Excellent ideas gentlemen! Thanks!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Excellent ideas gentlemen! Thanks!

That'll be ten dollars please. I don't give these tips out free of charge, you know?

 

[Tallulah82]

Look at how well this thread is doing

I know, I attract the freaks.

But I keep telling you I don't like being punched in the balls yet you keep on doing it.

Is that a sign of affection or what...?

*scratches head thoughtfully.*

Hmmm. Interesting...

...I can't get the phone camera far enough away to get my whole dick in the frame....sorry...

Goddammit. Sigh. Well, I guess no group sex session for you then!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Right... I best disappear. I'm intent on NOT burning dinner tonight.

 

[Tallulah82]

Right... I best disappear. I'm intent on NOT burning dinner tonight.

So, did you burn it?

 

[badjanus]

Chargrilled is tres bon!

 

[Tallulah82]

Chargrilled is tres bon!

Chargrilled, sure. Incinerated, no.

How's your evening going?

 

[Mrtenant]

Grilled cheese please.

https://thecookful.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/grilled-cheese-BBQ-DSC_5260-portrait-680.jpg

 

[Tallulah82]

Grilled cheese please.

https://thecookful.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/grilled-cheese-BBQ-DSC_5260-portrait-680.jpg

Normally, I'd be all over that so hard! But I've just had dinner and so food isn't appealing right now. I'll come back at supper time and lick the screen then

 

[EnglishChap6687]

Normally, I'd be all over that so hard! But I've just had dinner and so food isn't appealing right now. I'll come back at supper time and lick the screen then

I’ve just eaten pizza and garlic bread but could still murder that!!

 

[badjanus]

Chargrilled, sure. Incinerated, no.

How's your evening going?

Everything is good here. I'm even managing to smile as my DD plays jingle bells against a hip hop beat...(keyboard for chrimbo!)

 

[Tallulah82]

I’ve just eaten pizza and garlic bread but could still murder that!!

Not a big pizza fan, so I think that the cheese toastie for pudding is fine lol

Everything is good here. I'm even managing to smile as my DD plays jingle bells against a hip hop beat...(keyboard for chrimbo!)

 

[badjanus]

Food porn

Normally, I'd be all over that, it makes my nipples so hard! But I've just had my mouth full with another grilled cheese sandwich and so your portion isn't appealing right now. I'll come back at supper time and lick the screen like a whore then

You ok Tal? Hairy bikers still turning you on?

 

[Tallulah82]

You ok Tal? Hairy bikers still turning you on?

I'm as good as I've been the past few days lol.

Hairy bikers always do!

 

[LostGirlTink]

Grilled cheese please.

https://thecookful.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/grilled-cheese-BBQ-DSC_5260-portrait-680.jpg

I would do wicked things for a grilled cheese right now.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Hullo.

I thought I better make myself known.


BTW the cleaner contacted me the other day.
LOL says she having a great time meeting family.
Shes seen snow for the first time in over 25 years.

And asked me to say hi to you all.

 

[Tallulah82]

You ok Tal? Hairy bikers still turning you on?

Hey, get yourself sorted, Mr Popular! Your inbox is full and I can't respond haha!

I would do wicked things for a grilled cheese right now.

Oh really? That's interesting...

Hullo.

I thought I better make myself known.


BTW the cleaner contacted me the other day.
LOL says she having a great time meeting family.
Shes seen snow for the first time in over 25 years.

And asked me to say hi to you all.

Glad to hear she's having a wonderful time! I was thinking about dropping her a pm, but you can just send her my hello in return when you speak to her next!

 

[Mrtenant]

Looks like I came to right thread with a grill cheese sammich.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

So, did you burn it?

Did I fuck.

T'was gorgeous. Then um... then I fell asleep on the sofa like an old person.

G'evening everyone.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Oh really? That's interesting...

Looks like I came to right thread with a grill cheese sammich.

Sometimes I have really simple needs