Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

Looks like I came to right thread with a grill cheese sammich.

You have good instincts, my friend!

Did I fuck.

T'was gorgeous. Then um... then I fell asleep on the sofa like an old person.

G'evening everyone.

Awww! Bless yer 29yr old self. I can see how it would tire you out.

Sometimes I have really simple needs

Nothing wrong with simple needs!

 

[Mrtenant]

Sometimes I have really simple needs

You are in good company. Hi Tink, nice to meet ya! MrT here. Hope your holidays have been excellent.

 

[Mrtenant]

You have good instincts, my friend!



Awww! Bless yer 29yr old self. I can see how it would tire you out.



Nothing wrong with simple needs!

Good instincts ...you jest! My instincts stink. Fire up the grill!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Awww! Bless yer 29yr old self. I can see how it would tire you out.

Good evening.

*nods* It's so hard being young.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Glad to hear she's having a wonderful time! I was thinking about dropping her a pm, but you can just send her my hello in return when you speak to her next!

I will do Tal.
Im due to email her tomorrow.

 

[Tallulah82]

Good instincts ...you jest! My instincts stink. Fire up the grill!

Uh oh. You're screwed then. Too bad. I'll prepare myself for your fucking something up.

Good evening.

*nods* It's so hard being young.

It really must be!

 

[Mrtenant]

Uh oh. You're screwed then. Too bad. I'll prepare myself for your fucking something up.



It really must be!

Fucking something up is my middle name and destination ....or is that getting fucked up?

 

[Tallulah82]

You ok Tal? Hairy bikers still turning you on?

LMAO!

Ok, I missed that! I was too busy sucking someone off. Oops. My bad!

Wanker.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

It really must be!

*Sniffs his underarms.*

You know, after all my years on Lit I think I've figured something out...

I'm popular(!) Yay

 

[LostGirlTink]

You are in good company. Hi Tink, nice to meet ya! MrT here. Hope your holidays have been excellent.

Hi. Is anyone going to make me this sandwich or do I have to do it myself?

 

[badjanus]

LMAO!

Ok, I missed that! I was too busy sucking someone off. Oops. My bad!

Wanker.

Fucking lindt Santa's get all the fun!

 

[badjanus]

Hi. Is anyone going to make me this sandwich or do I have to do it myself?

One butty comin' up

 

[Mrtenant]

Hi. Is anyone going to make me this sandwich or do I have to do it myself?

Waves my magic wand....'poof' ....now you're a sandwich....congratulations!

 

[Tallulah82]

I will do Tal.
Im due to email her tomorrow.

Cheers!

Fucking something up is my middle name and destination ....or is that getting fucked up?

Ah, all good fun whichever way it turns...

*Sniffs his underarms.*

You know, after all my years on Lit I think I've figured something out...

I'm popular(!) Yay

NO WAY! Fuck, it's like a dream or summit!

Hi. Is anyone going to make me this sandwich or do I have to do it myself?

I'm sure Mr T was firing up the grill a few minutes ago? I'll kick him up the arse to hurry up

Fucking lindt Santa's get all the fun!

Oh yes!

 

[LostGirlTink]

Waves my magic wand....'poof' ....now you're a sandwich....congratulations!

Throws glitter on things and goes to make a sandwich for dinner

 

[badjanus]

Hi. Is anyone going to make me this sandwich or do I have to do it myself?

Voila!!!!

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/trumpsandwich.jpg

 

[Tallulah82]

Waves my magic wand....'poof' ....now you're a sandwich....congratulations!

Wow, you're smooth! Now I see how your instincts fuck it up. A lovely woman wants a sammich, and you turn her into one. Sigh. You have much to learn.

Throws glitter on things and goes to make a sandwich for dinner

Trust your own cooking around here!

Voila!!!!

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/trumpsandwich.jpg

Ha! Gawd, you must spend a lot of time trawling for this kind of crap!

 

[badjanus]

Ha! Gawd, you must spend a lot of time trawling for this kind of crap! [/QUOTE]

You're worth it. In a kind of milk tray, L'oreal, bursting nut sack kind of way.

 

[Tallulah82]

Ok, time for my bed! Good night perverts!

 

[Mrtenant]

Wow, you're smooth! Now I see how your instincts fuck it up. A lovely woman wants a sammich, and you turn her into one. Sigh. You have much to learn......

Eh? What would that be? Better sammich makin skills? Ever here the old saying.....


How to treat your man when he walks in? If he's horny, fuck him, if not, make him a sammich? Or some such internet truth?


Yea....my house I get both! I'm horny, ....She says fuck you.....and I make my own damn sammiches too.

 

[Tallulah82]

Eh? What would that be? Better sammich makin skills? Ever here the old saying.....

How to treat your man when he walks in? If he's horny, fuck him, if not, make him a sammich? Or some such internet truth?

Yea....my house I get both! I'm horny, ....She says fuck you.....and I make my own damn sammiches too.

Ha! Oh, to live by how the internet suggests we do!

I fuck myself and make my own sammichs too.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Eh? What would that be? Better sammich makin skills? Ever here the old saying.....


How to treat your man when he walks in? If he's horny, fuck him, if not, make him a sammich? Or some such internet truth?


Yea....my house I get both! I'm horny, ....She says fuck you.....and I make my own damn sammiches too.

Ha! Oh, to live by how the internet suggests we do!

I fuck myself and make my own sammichs too.

LMAO....I actually told Mrs. Sailor about this saying. She looked at me and said, "you're always horny, if I didn't say no and make your damn sandwiches, you'd starve."
I've noticed she doesn't make me sandwiches anymore....

With apologies to Neil Diamond:

Well, you just roll over
And you turn out the light
And you don't make me sandwiches anymore...

 

[badjanus]

Ha! Oh, to live by how the internet suggests we do!

I fuck myself and make my own sammichs too.

Baguettes are nice

I had a weird dream we were posting compliments (of sorts) Tal - Did you have that same dream?

 

[steve6161]

Just stop by to say Good Morning and to let you know still no cigarettes, I even stop chewing on the doors lol.

 

[badjanus]

Just stop by to say Good Morning and to let you know still no cigarettes, I even stop chewing on the doors lol.

I thought that band stopped touring years ago.


Well done dude!!