Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

Please tell us more about your boobies--

Well, I didn't mean for you to start bragging about your 'heavy boobies'... but I'm willing to look into it!! (...sorry )

Ha! I love how no matter what is being discussed, if you want to change the topic all a woman has to do is mention boobies

Well, Eagle, I have two of them. Yeah, that's right. TWO. Both fitted with top-notch nipples. They're white, they're big and they have a very special hypnotic ability. And best of all, I grew them myself. Boom!

 

[walkingeagle]

Ha! I love how no matter what is being discussed, if you want to change the topic all a woman has to do is mention boobies

Well, Eagle, I have two of them. Yeah, that's right. TWO. Both fitted with top-notch nipples. They're white, they're big and they have a very special hypnotic ability. And best of all, I grew them myself. Boom!

I always knew you were amazing! Jiggle them hypnotize me--

 

[coachdb18]

.... they're big and they have a very special hypnotic ability. And best of all, I grew them myself. Boom!

And THAT is why it's dangerous to Lit while driving!!!

 

[Tallulah82]

I always knew you were amazing! Jiggle them hypnotize me--

And THAT is why it's dangerous to Lit while driving!!!

Haha!

On another note, with my boobies tucked safely away, I'm watching Scrooged right now, I love Bill Murray

 

[steve6161]

Stop by to wish everyone a Naughty New Year, but someone mentioned boobies now I can't think right Thank God I'm not driving.

 

[Tallulah82]

Stop by to wish everyone a Naughty New Year, but someone mentioned boobies now I can't think right Thank God I'm not driving.

Happy Naughty New Year, Steve! Hope it's a cum-full one for you

 

[iLackBrainCells]

That's it. I disappear for a bit and when I come back discover that boobies has been the subject.

 

[steve6161]

Happy Naughty New Year, Steve! Hope it's a cum-full one for you

Same to you Lovely Lady, sorry can't stop looking no control.

 

[Tallulah82]

That's it. I disappear for a bit and when I come back discover that boobies has been the subject.

Should teach ya not to leave me unsupervised!

 

[coachdb18]

That's it. I disappear for a bit and when I come back discover that boobies has been the subject.

Guess you'll just have to settle for the 'nipple pic' I posted for you!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Should teach ya not to leave me unsupervised!

Well I already knew that. One word. Pablo.

 

[Tallulah82]

Same to you Lovely Lady, sorry can't stop looking no control.

Whatcha looking at???

*looks down to check that boobies are hidden*

 

[Tallulah82]

Well I already knew that. One word. Pablo.

Pablo has nuffin on you

 

[EnglishChap6687]

Whatcha looking at???

*looks down to check that boobies are hidden*

Is that like the old advice for performers: unexpected laughs: check your flies?

 

[coachdb18]

Whatcha looking at???

*looks down to check that boobies are hidden*

Looks lower, discovers it wasn't 'boobies' after all!!

 

[steve6161]

Whatcha looking at???

*looks down to check that boobies are hidden*

They may be hidden but they still have that hypnotic power.

 

[badjanus]

Found you Tal

https://i.imgur.com/uKKaB7e.gif

 

[EnglishChap6687]

https://i.imgur.com/uKKaB7e.gif

Love it!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Pablo has nuffin on you

Awwww!! *fans self*

 

[Tallulah82]

Is that like the old advice for performers: unexpected laughs: check your flies?

*nods*

Looks lower, discovers it wasn't 'boobies' after all!!

WHAT?? What are you trying to say??? LOL! (I think I KNOW but damn i want you to write it!)

They may be hidden but they still have that hypnotic power.

https://i.imgur.com/uKKaB7e.gif

Haha! Mmmmmm, motorboating

 

[coachdb18]

*nods*



WHAT?? What are you trying to say??? LOL! (I think I KNOW but damn i want you to write it!)

You've got lovely FEET!

 

[Tallulah82]

Awwww!! *fans self*

What can I say? I know I didn't tell you this at the time, but he kept saying phrases like

"shall we play hide the sausage?" and "time for pokey".

It was just too creepy. AND he didn't use a sex towel! He just wiped his sweaty face on my pillow. GROSS!

*baulk*

 

[coachdb18]

What can I say? I know I didn't tell you this at the time, but he kept saying phrases like

"shall we play hide the sausage?" and "time for pokey".

It was just too creepy. AND he didn't use a sex towel! He just wiped his sweaty face on my pillow. GROSS!

*baulk*

DAMN that laundry!!

 

[Tallulah82]

You've got lovely FEET!

Ha! Uh huh.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

What can I say? I know I didn't tell you this at the time, but he kept saying phrases like

"shall we play hide the sausage?" and "time for pokey".

It was just too creepy. AND he didn't use a sex towel! He just wiped his sweaty face on my pillow. GROSS!

*baulk*

Time for pokey? How old was he - 97?!

He didn't use a sex towel? Now that's just horrific. I could never wipe my face on another's pillow - it is one of the most unforgivable sins ever.

I'm just grateful you didn't use too much teeth. I really appreciated that - I still worry someone will bite my dick off one day!