Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

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Time for pokey? How old was he - 97?!

He didn't use a sex towel? Now that's just horrific. I could never wipe my face on another's pillow - it is one of the most unforgivable sins ever. :eek:

I'm just grateful you didn't use too much teeth. I really appreciated that - I still worry someone will bite my dick off one day!

And thus, circumcision became a 'thing'!
 
*walks in ready to hug Tal....pauses....starts backing out slowly with hands covering his manly parts*
 
*eyes widen* What have you been up to, Tal? Seeing the new year in properly? ;)

*throws hands in air*

I don't know what happened!! I was, uhm, saying erm, hello... to everyone, and suddenly my boobs are out and everyone's queuing for blowjobs?!

I swear I didn't do ANYTHING....

*grins*

Anything for such a hypnotic woman. :p

:D Good man.

Raises hand! I'll even take one of your run of the mill blowjobs....

Take a ticket, Popeye. :kiss:
 
*throws hands in air*

I don't know what happened!! I was, uhm, saying erm, hello... to everyone, and suddenly my boobs are out and everyone's queuing for blowjobs?!

I swear I didn't do ANYTHING....

*grins*

Yes but your blowjobs are so good, it's no wonder that everyone wants one. ;)
 
*Spanks your backside.*

Hello stranger! :kiss:

Ohhh... that's a first! ;)

*throws hands in air*

I don't know what happened!! I was, uhm, saying erm, hello... to everyone, and suddenly my boobs are out and everyone's queuing for blowjobs?!

I swear I didn't do ANYTHING....

All you have to do is show up, girl... it's your charm!

We could make this work to your advantage... get them to sweep up while they wait. ;)
 
Yes but your blowjobs are so good, it's no wonder that everyone wants one. ;)

Are you high???

Ohhh... that's a first! ;)

All you have to do is show up, girl... it's your charm!

We could make this work to your advantage... get them to sweep up while they wait. ;)

Ha! God no. They can do that before they leave. I prefer to watch them...preparing themselves... in a circle... around me... :cool:
 
*throws hands in air*

I don't know what happened!! I was, uhm, saying erm, hello... to everyone, and suddenly my boobs are out and everyone's queuing for blowjobs?!

I swear I didn't do ANYTHING....

*grins*

Denial ,blame it on the hypnotic boobs. :D
 
Is it wrong that I suddenly want my fantasy to include BFG being bent over to the side, and the mens taking their turn in spanking her???

Fuck. I think I need to go have a cool shower. :eek:

I don't think she'd object to that at all....

And I can help you with the shower....
 
Is it wrong that I suddenly want my fantasy to include BFG being bent over to the side, and the mens taking their turn in spanking her???

Fuck. I think I need to go have a cool shower. :eek:

Um... I need to go put some looser pants on. :eek:

Fantasy foursome now complete: Tal, Scarlett Johansson, BFG and um... me! D'uh!
 
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