Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[hotoldrguy]

*sniff sniff* do I smell sex and scissors?

 

[Tallulah82]

*sniff sniff* do I smell sex and scissors?

Shhh! Nooo. New page. Clean page...

Time ticks on, and I must run away! Hope you all have an amazing evening and I'll see you all on the other side!

Happy New Year, you lovable perverts

 

[coachdb18]

So, no blowjobs ever again???

I, on the other hand, will go there fearlessly!

Haha!

Hey! Are you telling me you DON'T want one of my special blowjobs??? I'm soooo hurt! *sobs*

Not on your life, I'd be honored to receive one of your very special blowjobs... no rejecting those wonderful lips here!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Happy New Year Tal!

Hope you have a great year!!!!

 

[thefishfryer]

I see everyone is preparing to see the New Year in ........................ in ............... in Tals mouth apparently. When did this happen, I thought she wasn't eating.

Anyhow I'm going to get an early night as is my custom on New Years Eve.

 

[StrangeView]

Happy New Year you lot!!

A whole fresh shiny year awaits our own special brand of debauchery and perversion, so let's get to it!!!

Well, maybe in the morning

Night y'all

 

[StrangeView]

Nobody sober yet???

 

[Tallulah82]

Nobody sober yet???

Happy New Year, you wonderful man! You first-footed my thread and so I expect great things from it!!! I know you'll bring it all the wealth, health and prosperity it deserves


I was always sober. I'm such a bore.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I'm not really here. Just popping in to say hello and popping off. My auto-correct keeps changing it to "pooping".

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm not really here. Just popping in to say hello and popping off. My auto-correct keeps changing it to "pooping".

Ha! Not really here. huh? Just my luck.


I hope have a good time pooping wherever you are

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Ha! Not really here. huh? Just my luck.


I hope have a good time pooping wherever you are

*Nods*

I can't concentrate today so I'm not going to stick around - not in a great mood and all that - begins with a P.

I hope you are better today anyway.

 

[Tallulah82]

*Nods*

I can't concentrate today so I'm not going to stick around - not in a great mood and all that - begins with a P.

I hope you are better today anyway.

I'm much better thanks! No docs needed. It just needed rest. And starvation.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I'm much better thanks! No docs needed. It just needed rest. And starvation.

Yay!!

Right, I'm going now. *Waves* I'll catch you and the others later.

 

[Tallulah82]

Yay!!

Right, I'm going now. *Waves* I'll catch you and the others later.

Wank you later, alligator.

Hmm, that doesn't sound right. Meh. It'll do.

 

[thefishfryer]

Is it possible to wank an Alligator?

Well I guess you'll find a way.

Glad to hear you're feeling mended.

 

[Tallulah82]

Is it possible to wank an Alligator?

Well I guess you'll find a way.

Glad to hear you're feeling mended.

Dunno, I've never had the opportunity to try. Yet. I'll let you know if I do.

Yeah, it's time I got off my arse and got life moving again. It's utterly shocking that in my one week of bed rest, there's been no vacuuming, no laundry, and no other housework done except the washing up. It's like the fairies took a week's holiday at exactly the wrong moment...

 

[thefishfryer]

Dunno, I've never had the opportunity to try. Yet. I'll let you know if I do.

Yeah, it's time I got off my arse and got life moving again. It's utterly shocking that in my one week of bed rest, there's been no vacuuming, no laundry, and no other housework done except the washing up. It's like the fairies took a week's holiday at exactly the wrong moment...

Most the fairies only get active around here if the Mrs older sister is visiting. Mind you I hate it when the toilet roll fairy is on strike or missing.

 

[Tallulah82]

Most the fairies only get active around here if the Mrs older sister is visiting. Mind you I hate it when the toilet roll fairy is on strike or missing.

Lol! Bloody hell, I'm not sure I would like to be a house guest of yours, if house-work is required of me!

 

[thefishfryer]

Lol! Bloody hell, I'm not sure I would like to be a house guest of yours, if house-work is required of me!

Lol It's before she arrives they get into a frenzy.

 

[Tallulah82]

Lol It's before she arrives they get into a frenzy.

Haha! They? Indeed. I can only imagine your exasperation at the frenzy

I love that word, frenzy. Doesn't get used often enough. I think I should use it more. Though, I'm not sure I do many things in a frenzy.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

*Crawls in.*

Good evening. Please shoot me.

 

[badjanus]

Looks in and says Hi!!

Apologies to one and all as I fart loudly.

http://www.mayanrocks.com/blog/adamlevine_thevoice_shy_cardigan.gif


What did i expect after 3 days on a high fibre diet

 

[thefishfryer]

Haha! They? Indeed. I can only imagine your exasperation at the frenzy

I love that word, frenzy. Doesn't get used often enough. I think I should use it more. Though, I'm not sure I do many things in a frenzy.

Of course not, I can feel the air of tranquillity and calm surrounding you from here.

 

[Tallulah82]

*Crawls in.*

Good evening. Please shoot me.

Nope. Lay there and suffer. I should really invest in tranquilliser darts and gun...

Looks in and says Hi!!

Apologies to one and all as I fart loudly.

http://www.mayanrocks.com/blog/adamlevine_thevoice_shy_cardigan.gif

What did i expect after 3 days on a high fibre diet

Hey, stalker. God, you're irresistible when you talk like that.

Of course not, I can feel the air of tranquillity and calm surrounding you from here.

Fuck off.

 

[badjanus]

Stalker? I don't want to be bored to death