iLackBrainCells
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Nope. Lay there and suffer.I should really invest in tranquilliser darts and gun...
You make me hard when you talk mean.
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You make me hard when you talk mean.
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Tallulah82
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Stalker? I don't want to be bored to death
Ha! Bitch, you know you are desperate for this *wiggles arse*
I make you hard whenever I slip viagra in your juice. I like to watch you get so confused, and cry "noooo, not again! why? I don't understand!"
LucyCanyon
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Dunno, I've never had the opportunity to try. Yet. I'll let you know if I do.
Yeah, it's time I got off my arse and got life moving again. It's utterly shocking that in my one week of bed rest, there's been no vacuuming, no laundry, and no other housework done except the washing up. It's like the fairies took a week's holiday at exactly the wrong moment...
Happy New Year, Tal, seems the inmates worked out how to last for a whole week without the maid fairy!! Hope you can train a couple of apprentice elves to help next time.
Good to hear you are improved though, hope 2018 is good for you
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Tallulah82
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Happy New Year, Tal, seems the inmates worked out how to last for a whole week without the maid fairy!! Hope you can train a couple of apprentice elves to help next time.
Good to hear you are improved though, hope 2018 is good for you
Hey Lucy, Happy New Year!
Don't worry, the Captain called on hands on deck to get the place back to its former glory. I just keep sneaking peeks at a G-tech hoover, wondering if it really would make my life easier. But I'm determined to wait out the barren January to ensure sufficient funds lol.
Yup, thank goodness. I think I'm going to eat my first proper meal tonight?! It's very exciting!
iLackBrainCells
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I don't get hard anymore.
Mind you, there was the other night in bed when I couldn't turn over because of it. Hmm.
I think I'm too old anyway now.
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Tallulah82
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I don't get hard anymore.
Mind you, there was the other night in bed when I couldn't turn over because of it. Hmm.
I think I'm too old anyway now.
True. You're ready to be measured for your coffin any day now. At least then you'll have a longer lasting stiffy... mmmmmmm.....
iLackBrainCells
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True. You're ready to be measured for your coffin any day now. At least then you'll have a longer lasting stiffy... mmmmmmm.....
Hate you.
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iLackBrainCells
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Tallulah82
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The haters club? Sure. I love a good angry nekkid tussle
(though, you need to tell me what I've done to piss you off, just so I can make sure I can keep doing it so you can stay in the club
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Tallulah82
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Oh shush boy, and get back down there.
Uhm, lying in a stiff position, I mean. Not erm...
angry and nekkid with biting too
perhaps i've not given you enough attention
Haha! No, goddammit, you haven't! Have you written me a song? NO! Have you had my name stitched on your pillow? NO! Have you stripped nekkid and filmed yourself making love to the sofa, calling out my name??? Well, ok, maybe that one. But still.
Lack of attention leads to lack of h'opportunities of your *ahem* standing to attention for me!
iLackBrainCells
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Oh shush boy, and get back down there.
Uhm, lying in a stiff position, I mean. Not erm...
What? Again?! this is slave labour, this is.
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Do you WANT releasing into the wild, do you? DO YOU?
No. I didn't think so. Now. Resume the position!
well no no and shhh on that one
i have to bear myself you and beg forgiveness then
I do like it when men beg.
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Ok. Enough wanking, stop! Cocks away everyone!
Tis time for me to run away. See ya later fellas
Tis time for me to run away. See ya later fellas
iLackBrainCells
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Do you WANT releasing into the wild, do you? DO YOU?
No. I didn't think so. Now. Resume the position!
I do like it when men beg.
I'm going to write to my MP about this
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*settles on the floor by Brainy's feet, so he can play with my hair *
Tal makes me laugh
Tal makes me laugh
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You might be better writing to her MP... her GP... her Probation Officer... and then duck very low!
Get comfy, bfg, this could be a good fun night and you are in prime position! I trust Brainy knows he is in a very responsible position there...
Happy New Year too!
iLackBrainCells
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Who told you I can braid hair? Well, when I say "braid", I mean "tie in knots."
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Peeks head in to see what kind of devilment and wantonness is about the place.
Good evening tnman
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What can I play with?....*feeling left out....*
Well, Tal told everyone to put things away, soooo... I don't know.
HNY, Lucy... I'm not sure how responsible he is.. you should see what he does with his own hair
I thought that was only the rope.
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Well, Tal told everyone to put things away, soooo... I don't know.
*sighs*
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