Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[hotoldrguy]

Dark did you really think you were going to get Tal all to yourself?!

 

[hotoldrguy]

who is up for an "Eiffel Tower"?

 

[Tallulah82]

Dark did you really think you were going to get Tal all to yourself?!

Haha! Hey

who is up for an "Eiffel Tower"?

I have NO idea what that is, but I'll probably enjoy it.

 

[DarkSimian]

Dark did you really think you were going to get Tal all to yourself?!

Dammit, foiled again!

Haha! Hey



I have NO idea what that is, but I'll probably enjoy it.

I'm sure you would, but I'll let Guy explain this one

 

[hotoldrguy]

Dammit, foiled again!



I'm sure you would, but I'll let Guy explain this one

OK then one of us in front of you one of us behind you..then Dark and I "high five" and the 3 of us look like the Eiffel tower

 

[Mindfondler]

They say, actually, that the leading cause of divorce (at least in the U.S. I don't know Brit stats on this, I'll ask when I get there), is actually financial incompatibility. Such different views on money, and how to handle it, that the marriage ends. If you think about this minor thing (who pays) in that context.
Actually, it would be good if people started talking about that, right on the first date.

On my first date with Tinglebliss, I ask her where she'd like me to take her out for lunch. She asked for KFC. It was at that point that I realised that she wasn't out to take me for a ride — at least, not in a financial sense.

The amusing thing is that Tinglebliss swears blind that she can't remember that lunch date. I don't think she's been to KFC since, either. Has someone been tampering with my memories?
.

 

[Tallulah82]

OK then one of us in front of you one of us behind you..then Dark and I "high five" and the 3 of us look like the Eiffel tower

LMAO!

Fuck, I'm so naive on this kind of naming-positions shit. So, just double penetration but you dudes are high-fiving each other like you're kings of the pussy/arse world?

Can I get another woman, and one of us with a strap-on, and we "Eiffel Tower" you dudes each in turn???

 

[DarkSimian]

On my first date with Tinglebliss, I ask her where she'd like me to take her out for lunch. She asked for KFC. It was at that point that I realised that she wasn't out to take me for a ride — at least, not in a financial sense.

The amusing thing is that Tinglebliss swears blind that she can't remember that lunch date. I don't think she's been to KFC since, either. Has someone been tampering with my memories?
.

It was probably the aliens....and all the probing

 

[Tallulah82]

On my first date with Tinglebliss, I ask her where she'd like me to take her out for lunch. She asked for KFC. It was at that point that I realised that she wasn't out to take me for a ride — at least, not in a financial sense.

The amusing thing is that Tinglebliss swears blind that she can't remember that lunch date. I don't think she's been to KFC since, either. Has someone been tampering with my memories?
.

Haha!

I know guys who've gotten into debt when dating, all in the name of trying to impress. It's ridiculous.

 

[DarkSimian]

LMAO!

Fuck, I'm so naive on this kind of naming-positions shit. So, just double penetration but you dudes are high-fiving each other like you're kings of the pussy/arse world?

Can I get another woman, and one of us with a strap-on, and we "Eiffel Tower" you dudes each in turn???

Check please!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buNVn7hCAnk

 

[Tallulah82]

Check please!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buNVn7hCAnk

Excellent! So good to see your enthusiasm to get outta here, and make this one come true!

I love yer adventurousness!

(yeah I know you prob meant you're trying to run away, but you don't get away THAT easily)

 

[DarkSimian]

Excellent! So good to see your enthusiasm to get outta here, and make this one come true!

I love yer adventurousness!

(yeah I know you prob meant you're trying to run away, but you don't get away THAT easily)

Well, I have been needing a prostate exam; gotta keep healthy, you know

 

[barefootgirl69]

Haha!

I know guys who've gotten into debt when dating, all in the name of trying to impress. It's ridiculous.

I want those kind of dates that are walking in the park, or a picnic, or going to an outside music event. Who pays should be the one inviting. Though I love being treated like a princess, there are always ways to reciprocate as the dates continue. I may invite him to a home cooked meal, or to a ball game.

As for that mom. Sheesh. I teach my children to look out for other people and their needs. Especially older people. Hold a door, help them with something. Gender doesn't matter. I love to see my kids bend over and tie a little kids shoes at the park as much as them taking the buggy back to the queue for a young mom with kids, so they don't have to walk across the parking lot.

Now.. where is the bacon, and does it get served in bed?

 

[DarkSimian]

I want those kind of dates that are walking in the park, or a picnic, or going to an outside music event. Who pays should be the one inviting. Though I love being treated like a princess, there are always ways to reciprocate as the dates continue. I may invite him to a home cooked meal, or to a ball game.

As for that mom. Sheesh. I teach my children to look out for other people and their needs. Especially older people. Hold a door, help them with something. Gender doesn't matter. I love to see my kids bend over and tie a little kids shoes at the park as much as them taking the buggy back to the queue for a young mom with kids, so they don't have to walk across the parking lot.

Now.. where is the bacon, and does it get served in bed?

I love dates that involve lunch with a beautiful woman, shoe shopping, and a tour of the city.

I have no bacon, but I can give you a sausage in bed if you'd like

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Typical. As soon as I disappear, things get interesting.

I think I'm the one everyone thinks is asexual. I'm off to go find knitting patterns or something. *Hmph!*

 

[barefootgirl69]

I love dates that involve lunch with a beautiful woman, shoe shopping, and a tour of the city.

I have no bacon, but I can give you a sausage in bed if you'd like

That was fun

You've managed to turn a right decent sandwich idea into food porn. What kind of a man does that. No... don't answer. I'm afraid of the answer. Lol

Typical. As soon as I disappear, things get interesting.

I think I'm the one everyone thinks is asexual. I'm off to go find knitting patterns or something. *Hmph!*

No, it's just we are waking up! Can you knit me a new scarf... wait, I don't have to wear one!

 

[DarkSimian]

That was fun

You've managed to turn a right decent sandwich idea into food porn. What kind of a man does that. No... don't answer. I'm afraid of the answer. Lol



No, it's just we are waking up! Can you knit me a new scarf... wait, I don't have to wear one!

Food porn, amish porn.....I'm full of ideas

 

[barefootgirl69]

Food porn, amish porn.....I'm full of ideas

*dies laughing*

I'd forgotten about the Amish porn!!'

 

[iLackBrainCells]

No, it's just we are waking up! Can you knit me a new scarf... wait, I don't have to wear one!

I'll just go knit myself a Fleshlight.

 

[DarkSimian]

*dies laughing*

I'd forgotten about the Amish porn!!'

You did show me ankle Woohoo!

 

[Tallulah82]

I want those kind of dates that are walking in the park, or a picnic, or going to an outside music event. Who pays should be the one inviting. Though I love being treated like a princess, there are always ways to reciprocate as the dates continue. I may invite him to a home cooked meal, or to a ball game.

As for that mom. Sheesh. I teach my children to look out for other people and their needs. Especially older people. Hold a door, help them with something. Gender doesn't matter. I love to see my kids bend over and tie a little kids shoes at the park as much as them taking the buggy back to the queue for a young mom with kids, so they don't have to walk across the parking lot.

Now.. where is the bacon, and does it get served in bed?

Ah, and here is the difference between us lol. I don't want to be treated like a princess, truly not, it makes me uncomfortable. And the poor men have to figure out how to treat you differently from me. Of course, some core values are the same, but you might find some things thoughtful, where I consider them condescending or just pointless when I'm capable of doing it myself, like getting a glass of water... (grins to self and Brainy)

Yes, equality all the way, regardless of gender! It's about being a good, respectful person. It's that simple, surely?

Typical. As soon as I disappear, things get interesting.

I think I'm the one everyone thinks is asexual. I'm off to go find knitting patterns or something. *Hmph!*

Damn, you asexual hottie! I fucking love the way you get those needles moving. Oooh, Daddy!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'll just go knit myself a Fleshlight.

best to use Polyester fiber or the stains will never come out...or so I have heard...

 

[iLackBrainCells]

(grins to self and Brainy)



Damn, you asexual hottie! I fucking love the way you get those needles moving. Oooh, Daddy!

You said you wanted water and I offered!

What do you want me to knit you? It seems I'm making everyone something..

best to use Polyester fiber or the stains will never come out...or so I have heard...

I'll bear that in mind. Don't want it to turn stiff - it's going to see a lot of use!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'll just go knit myself a Fleshlight.

You're making me laugh ... a new weiner warmer, maybe. I saw them on Facebook.
I need some potholders.

You did show me ankle Woohoo!

I wasn't wearing panties...

Ah, and here is the difference between us lol. I don't want to be treated like a princess, truly not, it makes me uncomfortable. And the poor men have to figure out how to treat you differently from me. Of course, some core values are the same, but you might find some things thoughtful, where I consider them condescending or just pointless when I'm capable of doing it myself, like getting a glass of water... (grins to self and Brainy)

Yes, equality all the way, regardless of gender! It's about being a good, respectful person. It's that simple, surely?

Damn, you asexual hottie! I fucking love the way you get those needles moving. Oooh, Daddy!

Being different is good, interesting. Not all guys like princesses... but, even DS had a hard time getting the gas pump from me. I'm used to doing things myself. .

Being equal doesn't negate respect.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*hugs Tal*