LOL! Me too! I'm not a bitch (most of the time) on purpose! I just erm... can't keep some of my thoughts (most of them) to myself... and have a little issue with uhm...bluntness
No comment.
Oh behave. You inspire the bitch within. I was always chilled out and nice before I met you. Now you're that little devil on my shoulder, whispering in my ear telling me to do it, do it, do it...
I need an angel on the other side, to balance this out.
Oh behave. You inspire the bitch within. I was always chilled out and nice before I met you. Now you're that little devil on my shoulder, whispering in my ear telling me to do it, do it, do it...
I need an angel on the other side, to balance this out.
Haha!! *pricks you with my pitchfork*
You don't listen to me all the time though. I've been trying to get you to do a striptease over a webcam but you NEVER have.
Yay(!)
Ooh, my sarcasm detector broke.
You know what I said in the confessions thread?
I take it back.
LOL! Awwww. You knows I loves ya
Ok, I'm being nice now. Uhm. Uhm. Uhm...
So. Erm, weather's being a little unsettled today, isn't it?
We scare them off with our banter, it makes people feel unwelcome, or left out, remember?
Ohhh. Well that's just pooh.
Well - I'll have to disappear soon anyways so hopefully someone will brave the room and cine keep you company.
)Lol! Yeah. I'm just going to sit here and twiddle my thumbs, like lil miss no-friends until someone accidentally stumbles through the door...
(otherwise, I'll continue doing what I'm already doing, which is searching online for a summer holiday cottage
I really do, but clearly not going to find them here as you're all as corrupt as Brains! It's even worse when one of you wankers pretends to be good and moral, then use that to trick me into doing something shocking bad!
ANOTHER holiday?
Oh go on, you deserve it. There, I've given my blessing...
Hmmm... 'Shocking Bad'?
*intrigued*
Bad like this?
https://media2.giphy.com/media/2OXGJviyMtyrm/giphy.gif
I'm so fucking old.
Phew! Thank god you gave me permission there! I was fearing having to stay at home!
Oooh, just a couple of tweaks. Like having his arms bound behind him, and being a little more teasing before going on for a deeper kiss... but yeah... *fans self*
Hey! How are you? All settled home again? Ready for a great year ahead?
Today is chill day, so it's always good. Though I risk dozing off as the fire is blazing, and the sofa is sooo comfortable
I am home, although another holiday sounds nice about now. Somewhere warm maybe.
And you are not old....me, I'm old lol
Right, now there's some company for you Tal, I can disappear and be safe in the knowledge you're being seen to. Well, not 'seen to' otherwise I'll get jealous.
I'm going to shut up now and disappear.
Laaaters everyone.
Lol, you jet-setter! Where to next, then? My breaks are all going to be close to home this year, to stay 'available' if I'm needed. My "somewhere warm" involves central heating
LMAO! WTF? Did you just pimp me out or put up an advert for keeping me company???
Fine. I'll take it. I'll just go and set up a group skype cam session to do the well-practised strip-tease while you're gone.
