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It's been a while, hasn't it? I haven't warmed up properly.
Oh fuck. I'm trembling now.
I think I'm going to pass out. I might need to go to bed, just to recover.
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Oh fuck. I'm trembling now.
I think I'm going to pass out. I might need to go to bed, just to recover.
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iLackBrainCells
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Oh shit. *gulps*
Fuck, my sarcasm detector went manic there. No idea why. Stupid thing.
iLackBrainCells
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You've cum to the right place!
Brainy is offering his arse. So, feel free!
Um, I just remembered... I have an urgent appointment. Yes.
hotoldrguy
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can that offer be amended to YOUR arse?!You've cum to the right place!
Brainy is offering his arse. So, feel free!
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That detector seems to be playing up a lot, lately. You need to get that looked at. Ah, damn. Totes shocked.
Whhhaaa??? Mine? MINE? My fine man, why oh why would you reject such a fine arse of Brains???
Trust me, his would be much more appealing. His is fuzz-free, so pert and firm. This one, is sooo wrong. It's lumpy, hairy, saggy, and wrinkly. It would traumatise you no end!
There's no arse finer in this here thread than Brainy's.
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Haha. Reet - I'm going to head off. I need to cool down - I'm all hot and bothered by the thought of Tal whispering dirty things in my ear. 
Catch everyone on the flip side.
Tal
Catch everyone on the flip side.
Tal
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Haha. Reet - I'm going to head off. I need to cool down - I'm all hot and bothered by the thought of Tal whispering dirty things in my ear.
Catch everyone on the flip side.
Tal
Hey! I was going to leave in a minute! Now people will think that I'm leaving cos you're leaving! Sheesh!
(get the bed warm and ready for me, I'll be there in a min
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Hey! I was going to leave in a minute! Now people will think that I'm leaving cos you're leaving! Sheesh!
(get the bed warm and ready for me, I'll be there in a min
But you are leaving cos of me... I'll ring you in ten minutes. Be naked, it helps.
*runs*
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But you are leaving cos of me... I'll ring you in ten minutes. Be naked, it helps.
*runs*
LOL!
ten min you'll be snoring. I'll be there in 11.
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so once you two leave...no one is here...
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"Hang up!"
"No, you hang up!"
"Are you still there?"
... etc.
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"No, you hang up!"
"Are you still there?"
... etc.
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Ok, bedtime. One more day, then dare I hope for some freedom?!
goodnight, wankers.
goodnight, wankers.
hotoldrguy
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LMAO! Good one"Hang up!"
"No, you hang up!"
"Are you still there?"
... etc.
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Ok, bedtime. One more day, then dare I hope for some freedom?!
goodnight, wankers.
Yup, Goodnight Tal. You left it long enough so we don't think there is anything going between you and Brainy!!
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There might be someone lurking
"Hang up!"
"No, you hang up!"
"Are you still there?"
... etc.
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God no. I say bye and hang up. None of that pansy-arse faff in my calls.
hotoldrguy
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ooops I think I must have been lurking too...I have a little red dot below my AV...no worries it is not contagious
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Yup, Goodnight Tal. You left it long enough so we don't think there is anything going between you and Brainy!!
Haha! This is what I find sooo funny about Lit. So damned easy to wind people up.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a phone call to go make...
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Haha! This is what I find sooo funny about Lit. So damned easy to wind people up.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a phone call to go make...
Ready
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Ready
Good
I'll just be erm... let's say... 4 minutes...
(I'm going!! Shut up talking to me!)
badjanus
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Good
I'll just be erm... let's say... 4 minutes...
(I'm going!! Shut up talking to me!)
I am sorry...you are just scrummy
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What happened here while I was away? Serious discussion wtf.
All I'm saying is if a woman took me out for dinner and paid the bill, I'd be certain she was after my body.................. I jest of course, even I don't want my body.
I did have a lady bring me flowers once. That completely fazed me.
All I'm saying is if a woman took me out for dinner and paid the bill, I'd be certain she was after my body.................. I jest of course, even I don't want my body.
I did have a lady bring me flowers once. That completely fazed me.
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What happened here while I was away? Serious discussion wtf.
All I'm saying is if a woman took me out for dinner and paid the bill, I'd be certain she was after my body.................. I jest of course, even I don't want my body.
I did have a lady bring me flowers once. That completely fazed me.
Happy Funday Sunday!
If you don't want your body, Fish, then I'm happy to take it. I could do with some fresh bodies to do some...practise... on.
Hmm. Interesting. I admit that I've never bought a man flowers. I wonder how many men would appreciate such a gesture?
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Hi, Tal!
:caning:
:caning:
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