The Freak Show

[Fiestykitten]

I am a freak in my own sense but not like these other weirdos you know.

Doesn't mean you can't still come here and hang with me and be a freak in your own sense

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Doesn't mean you can't still come here and hang with me and be a freak in your own sense

Are you an exotic dancer in your 60s with pancake titties who moonlights as a Denny’s waitress? That is what kinda shit I am freaky about.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Are you an exotic dancer in your 60s with pancake titties who moonlights as a Denny’s waitress? That is what kinda shit I am freaky about.

That's oddly specific
But nope
I'm more like a purple flamingo, that loves 70's disco but likes to pair it with weird dances of the 80's like "the sprinkler" and I moonlight as a sex phone operator in my spare time. I'm sorry, I don't have pancake titties but I do have pear shaped ones and I guess I can pretend to be in my 60's if that helps at all?

 

[CuriousInAR78]

I find it odd
No one wants me to leave yet, no one wants to interact with me
How completely fucked that is
talk about mixed signals
and don't come in here now trying to start after I've said something....

Welcome back and I just woke up and for the record I would message you again if I had to

 

[Fiestykitten]

Welcome back and I just woke up and for the record I would message you again if I had to

Bout fucking time
damn, should never keep a girl waitin

 

[CuriousInAR78]

Please forgive o great one

 

[Fiestykitten]

Please forgive o great one

I'll think about it... what do I get in exchange?

 

[CuriousInAR78]

I'll think about it... what do I get in exchange?

What do you want in exchange

 

[Fiestykitten]

What do you want in exchange

Your first borns soul

 

[CuriousInAR78]

Haven't talked to him in two years so done, that was easy enough

 

[Fiestykitten]

Well damn...didnt work out how i planned

 

[cactusjack0584]

I know it’s a bit late…
But here’s some coffee…
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[CuriousInAR78]

Well damn...didnt work out how i planned

Worked out great for me I guess

 

[CuriousInAR78]

I know it’s a bit late…
But here’s some coffee…
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I rather have a big cup of JD and Dew right now

 

[Fiestykitten]

Worked out great for me I guess

Nobody likes it when you rub shit in fucker

 

[CuriousInAR78]

Nobody likes it when you rub shit in fucker

You gonna turn into a snake or something Beetlejuice err I mean Feisty

 

[CuriousInAR78]

Nobody likes it when you rub shit in fucker

Also you seem like the type that would love a good rubbing

 

[Fiestykitten]

Also you seem like the type that would love a good rubbing

No I'm more the type that likes to give a good punch to the wiener

 

[CuriousInAR78]

No I'm more the type that likes to give a good punch to the wiener

Punch is that what you call it

 

[Fiestykitten]

Punch is that what you call it

Be obtuse.. you'll find out when I actually do what I say

 

[CuriousInAR78]

Whatever you say short stuff

 

[Fiestykitten]

Whatever you say short stuff

I’m not short!
How tall are you?

 

[CuriousInAR78]

I’m not short!
How tall are you?

6ft 2in

 

[Fiestykitten]

6ft 2in

Fuck… I am short compared to you

 

[CuriousInAR78]

It's okay you are still one of my favorite munchkins