Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

Bite me until I bleed then swallow me, go get the salt damn it, tonight you feast on my flesh.

 

[loquere]

America!

 

[loquere]

I think I'm gonna vomit!

 

[loquere]

The N word.

 

[loquere]

You fuck like your grandpa.

 

[loquere]

You fuck like your grandma.

 

[loquere]

I'm the serial killer you're hunting cop.

 

[loquere]

I killed your cats on purpose.

 

[loquere]

I have coved 19.

 

[loquere]

I'm the son you gave up for adoption.

 

[loquere]

You mean 'Neutering'?

That was the realist thing I wrote on this thread, because it happened to me. Nothing kills a bonner more. I think you know which N word I mean.

 

[loquere]

I am the way the truth and light.

 

[loquere]

My teeth fell out.

 

[loquere]

Just pull my diaper to the side.

 

[loquere]

Do you smell that burning?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You smell like... *sssnniiiiiffff* Virginity!

 

[loquere]

You smell like... *sssnniiiiiffff* Virginity!

Well that wins the creepy sex comments award.

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

That was the realist thing I wrote on this thread, because it happened to me. Nothing kills a bonner more. I think you know which N word I mean.

That's messed up.

 

[loquere]

That's messed up.

You don't need to tell me, it was so very very fucking awkward.

 

[Bramblethorn]

https://twitter.com/incredditable/status/1265344798086565888

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

You don't need to tell me, it was so very very fucking awkward.

I'd like to say I can imagine it would be, but I just really cannot imagine how unreal that would feel.

 

[loquere]

I'd like to say I can imagine it would be, but I just really cannot imagine how unreal that would feel.

Yes exactly. I'm not someone that even uses that word, I say the N word. I've had non black friends. Who feel friendship with me grants them the right to say it & I correct them sharply. I even correct my black friends. So it was unusual, the exact language used lol was "fuck me n...." & I was like wtf????

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Yes exactly. I'm not someone that even uses that word, I say the N word. I've had non black friends. Who feel friendship with me grants them the right to say it & I correct them sharply. I even correct my black friends. So it was unusual, the exact language used lol was "fuck me n...." & I was like wtf????

Nothing like finding yourself in the leading role of someone's racist fantasy.

 

[loquere]

There was a message on the answering machine, your entire family died in a horrific accident!

 

[JamesMiehoff]

Today was my birthday. I just got my driver's license.

James