Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[MillieDynamite]

Out of the car, whore, you're coming with me

 

[StillStunned]

Out of the car, whore, you're coming with me

That's pretty dark. Definitely not something you'd want to hear. Even when you're not having sex, I suppose.

 

[intim8]

<through a megaphone> "khhhk You, inside, take your hands off the babysitter".

 

[Bazzle]

Was that crack in the ceiling there earlier.

 

[orangecurious]

"You must be loud, the neighbour upstairs is banging on the ceiling"

"There is no upstairs neighbour"

 

[StillStunned]

"Baaaah"

 

[intim8]

Sudden complete silence because the interior of the car is washed in blue and red light.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Yeah, it is.

That's pretty dark. Definitely not something you'd want to hear. Even when you're not having sex, I suppose.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Yeah, it's a little oozy, but it should clear up.

 

[Rob_Royale]

When you're really in the groove and she suddenly looks up at you and asks who you are, in a completely different voice.

 

[jehoram]

Are you done yet?

Or worse,

"That's it? You're done?"

 

[jehoram]

"Say, did you check the expiration date on those rubbers?"

 

[StillStunned]

"Say, did you check the expiration date on those rubbers?"

"Eh... rubbers?"

 

[jehoram]

"Eh... rubbers?"

I.E. condoms, like Trojans and such. Yes, they do have an expiration date.

 

[StillStunned]

I.E. condoms, like Trojans and such. Yes, they do have an expiration date.

I know. I was young once. I was just giving the response to your question. As in, "Was I supposed to be using a condom?"

 

[Yesok1]

Eww, it smells like fish

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

I.E. condoms, like Trojans and such. Yes, they do have an expiration date.

"Eh... rubbers?"

I was in middle school the first time I heard that term, I was terrified of what they might look like!!!… or was it while watching Summer of ‘42?

 

[zysmith]

Just one more - no that’s not the thing you don’t want to hear, this is:

“Ever heard about the legend of vagina dentata?”

Ouch

 

[Dom70]

"Beige. I think we should paint the ceiling beige....."

 

[JaySecrets]

*In the voice of Elmo*.... "Ooohhh, That tickles! Hehehehehehe!"

 

[JaySecrets]

*Banging on the bedroom door* "Bro! Just hurry up and cum in her already! There's a line!"

 

[Lady2020]

I'm a perv.

 

[Devinter]

"If you notice something crawling around in there, don't worry about it."

 

[JaySecrets]

"Have you seen my pet spider? He got out and I don't know where he is. Ah well. I'm sure he'll turn up. Lets get naked and fuck!"

 

[JaySecrets]

*a tap on the bedroom window.... from the homeless dude outside* "Nice moves, bro!"