Wash / Oregon Roll Call

cookies anyone??

making them right now get them while their hot lol
i just wanted to see how my sig looked so dont mind me lol
xoxox
 
Suave

Swave?...Deboner?....My God Jim.....What have you Texas people done to the Kings English? Do all of you speak in this hillbilly jargon? Actually that story was told to me by a Texan that found it in Reader's Digest. He had to get someone from Arkansas to read it to him then a blond to explain it to him...TWICE. BTW, did you hear about the last UT/Houston football game? The UT bus got close to town and they saw a sign that read "Houston Left" soooo...they did too.


I'd like to welcome all the new folks too. Hope you have lots of fun.


If the people from Poland are called "Pols", why are the people from Holland called "holes?" George Carlin
 
Re: Suave

sourdoughken said:
Swave?...Deboner?....My God Jim.....What have you Texas people done to the Kings English? Do all of you speak in this hillbilly jargon? Actually that story was told to me by a Texan that found it in Reader's Digest. He had to get someone from Arkansas to read it to him then a blond to explain it to him...TWICE. BTW, did you hear about the last UT/Houston football game? The UT bus got close to town and they saw a sign that read "Houston Left" soooo...they did too.
I'd like to welcome all the new folks too. Hope you have lots of fun.
If the people from Poland are called "Pols", why are the people from Holland called "holes?" George Carlin

Sir, first and most importantly; it is the Queen's English and has been for some time.

...as for the Rest of your comments...

I will not bother to dignify them with a response.

meop79@yahoo.com
 
Re: Suave

sourdoughken said:
Swave?...Deboner?....My God Jim.....What have you Texas people done to the Kings English? Do all of you speak in this hillbilly jargon? Actually that story was told to me by a Texan that found it in Reader's Digest. He had to get someone from Arkansas to read it to him then a blond to explain it to him...TWICE. BTW, did you hear about the last UT/Houston football game? The UT bus got close to town and they saw a sign that read "Houston Left" soooo...they did too.


I'd like to welcome all the new folks too. Hope you have lots of fun.


If the people from Poland are called "Pols", why are the people from Holland called "holes?" George Carlin

While corny jokes are not usually my style, I've got to tell you, yours have made me giggle. Thank you!:)
 
Re: Hey Neighbor..!

Starsong said:
Hi TeaserPleaser- Looks like I'm just down the road a bit.. Toutle country..

I like to meet new people too.. Nothng profound to say at the moment.. Just wanted to send greetings and let ya know there's others in the area who enjoy this site also..

Feel free to write or just say howdy if so inclined.. I'll wave when I pass by tomorrow.. :)

May simple joys bring sweet smiles..

Cheers

hey star nice to meet you ;) tell me where is toutle country?
i really dont know this area very well. well pm if you like or email me maybe we can have lunch some day:D
 
New to the boards

Found the board for Washington and i just wanted to say HI to everyone :) Thats all for now...doesnt make me seem very articulate now does it! LOL

Talk to everyone more later!
 
About those Cookies..

Hey DD- What kind are they again..?
Now that I've started thinking about those darn cookies, I can nearly taste them..! :)

Thanks for the experiemce..

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum...............
 
SxyChick- Nice to meet you.. And thanks for the greeting..! Isn't this an interesting site..? :)

Indeed it is a journey..

May yours be profound and fulfilling..


Cheers
 
Don't mind ken, Meop...

He's an arkansan....you know, where the men are men, and the pigs run scared...LOL

This is a little bullshit session between southern boys...don't you mind him. Actually, due to the lack of southern folks up here, Iactually have to listen to an Arkie to feel at home....scary thought, ain't it Ken?:p
 
about the cookies

chocolate chip pan cookies i left them on the counter to cool while i took a shower and the damn dog ate half the pan.. me an my roomies had a good laugh about it



welcome tothe new Virgins lol(kinda funny to me thats what we get to be when we sign up lol) HOw many posts does it take to get our cherries popped??? lol
 
cherries popped

It takes 30 i think. There would be a heck of a lot more virgins if you got to try 30 people before you had your cherry popped :rolleyes:
 
Re: cherries popped

sxychick21 said:
It takes 30 i think. There would be a heck of a lot more virgins if you got to try 30 people before you had your cherry popped :rolleyes:

that would be so cool lol
most ppl would still have theirs then lol
 
butting in....

hi neighbors, didn't find anything much for idaho so i thought i'd just butt in on the washington/oregon page. Are their any other undercover idahoans in here? Writing from hailey (sun valley). Glad to see that the northwest is a pretty active little lit enclave, hope to chat with some of y'all.

gordo
 
hello to all

been awhile since I said hello...hey to sxychick and devil doll...hope all is well and those itches are being scratched.

29/m/ptown
 
Howdy All!!

I am new to the board, this is my second post, just wanted to pop in and say Howdy. I live in beautiful Seattle (well at least its sunny today!) am 29 and female. I would love some introductions by others on this thread and just to make it fun let me know...

What is your biggest turnon?

What is your biggest turnoff?

Is there anything you have always wanted to try, but were afraid to?

What was your most exciting sexual experience, and why?

...if y'all would like to ask me some questions, don't be afraid to ask away, but don't be dissapointed if you don't get the answers you like. LOL

Cheers, Facile S/F/29:D
 
Queens English?

When was it changed to the Queen's english? Has been the King's english for the last 2,000 years. Boy, you turn your back for a minute and they rob the King of his english. And to the cute little lady that doesn't normally like corny jokes, he...he...he... stick around babe, it's only the beginning.
Actually, if I don't make them simple, Jim wouldn't be able to comprehend them...after all, he IS from Texas. Even though, I have found that Texas is a good place to be from...FAR from. OK Jim, I'm gonna have to help you out....For the last 220 some odd years this great nation has been electing presidents. Arkansas FINALLY gets one in the white house and what are their names...? Hill and Billy...Kinda ironic isn't it?

OK, enough of that palaver. I see we have some more new folks with us.....Howdy y'all...welcome. Y'all don't pay too much attention to the way Jim and I talk to each other. It's all in good natured fun and if I offend anyone I apologize in advance (unless, of course if it's Jim).
I'm gonna be a little out of touch the next couple of weeks. Going back home for a while. But I'll be back good Lord willing and my plane doesn't end up in Iran or some place.




A smoking section in a restaurant, isn't that kind of like a peeing section in a swimming pool? another George Carlin
 
Re: butting in....

sandiego_gordo said:
hi neighbors, didn't find anything much for idaho so i thought i'd just butt in on the washington/oregon page. Are their any other undercover idahoans in here? Writing from hailey (sun valley). Glad to see that the northwest is a pretty active little lit enclave, hope to chat with some of y'all.

gordo

Welcome, Gordo,

If anyone checks ID, just tell them you are from East Spokane........shh.........I won't tell.............Enjoy yourself here.....

Jacqline:)
 
Re: Howdy All!!

Facile said:
I am new to the board, this is my second post, just wanted to pop in and say Howdy. I live in beautiful Seattle (well at least its sunny today!) am 29 and female. I would love some introductions by others on this thread and just to make it fun let me know...

What is your biggest turnon?

What is your biggest turnoff?

Is there anything you have always wanted to try, but were afraid to?

What was your most exciting sexual experience, and why?

...if y'all would like to ask me some questions, don't be afraid to ask away, but don't be dissapointed if you don't get the answers you like. LOL

Cheers, Facile S/F/29:D

I am just passing through right now but I may give you some answers when I have more time..........I mainly wanted to say hi and welcome..............

Jacqline:rose:
 
Re: Queens English?

sourdoughken said:
When was it changed to the Queen's english? Has been the King's english for the last 2,000 years. Boy, you turn your back for a minute and they rob the King of his english.


Where have you been it's only the Kings English when there is a King. And if you haven't noticed there isn't one at the moment...

meop79@yahoo.com
 
King's English vs Queen's English

Guys, guys, guys.................

Is it that important to be right? Personally, I would rather like to come to this thread and have a good time rather than watching people bicker. Truce?

Jacqline
 
Re: King's English vs Queen's English

Jacqline said:
Guys, guys, guys.................

Is it that important to be right? Personally, I would rather like to come to this thread and have a good time rather than watching people bicker. Truce?

Jacqline




i so agree with u Jacqline:confused:
 
Truce?

OK,. To please you beautiful ladies...I surrender....(kicks meop under the truce table)
 
Chuckle

Well if the ladies really want us to be nice.... allright.
A :rose: for all the ladies out there, you're sweet.

:p@sourdoughken

meop79@yahoo.com
 
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