What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LostHorizon]

That was insane

 

[Xerxes82]

No, don't fall for his wicked wiles!!

Wow. There are two words that have never before been associated with me.

#bucketlist

 

[cocokittysurprise]

The devil was born an angel, after all.

I'm not the nice guy your mom warned you about.

My soul is pure as the driven snow and I'm as close to an angel as you're likely to find

Shenanigans!!

 

[Xerxes82]

Shenanigans!!

I said as close as you are likely to find. This being Lit, I challenge anyone to prove I'm not the most angelic among you pervs.

Y'all just drag the mean so far to the wicked that I can be both!

 

[cheekygirl75]

The newest Fantastic Four is just as boring as all the rest. (Don't come at me please, just my personal opinion.)

Agreed! It was all right. I don’t know if it was the alcohol I was drinking at the time or just the movie, but I couldn’t really give it more than half my attention.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I said as close as you are likely to find. This being Lit, I challenge anyone to prove I'm not the most angelic among you pervs.

Y'all just drag the mean so far to the wicked that I can be both!

Me, a perv?!? How dare!

I'M as pure as the driven snow.... I'm just here to help you heathens repent so that when it comes time for your eternal slumber, you can go to the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky with 'No Ragrets'.

 

[EricaAnna]

The newest Fantastic Four is just as boring as all the rest. (Don't come at me please, just my personal opinion.)

I enjoyed it more then the previous ones, but that isn't a high bar.

Plus it had eye candy with Pedro Pascal and Vanessa Kirby

 

[cheekygirl75]

Plus it had eye candy with Pedro Pascal and Vanessa Kirby

That was the best part about it!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Why does my right sock always get twisted around? I can just be sitting there & somehow it’s crawling around my foot until the heel is on top

 

[mobleedzblue]

Why does my right sock always get twisted around? I can just be sitting there & somehow it’s crawling around my foot until the heel is on top

I’d rather have it crawl around than try to creep off

 

[Xerxes82]

Me, a perv?!? How dare!

I'M as pure as the driven snow.... I'm just here to help you heathens repent so that when it comes time for your eternal slumber, you can go to the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky with 'No Ragrets'.

His noodly appendage graces me.

I see you are a woman of taste and class. I bow to your wisdom.

You're still a perv though.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

His noodly appendage graces me.

I see you are a woman of taste and class. I bow to your wisdom.

You're still a perv though.

You continue to cast aspersions upon my good name, sir, and that I can not abide.
We shall duel at a time of my convenience.

*Smacks you with a glove*

 

[Xerxes82]

You continue to cast aspersions upon my good name, sir, and that I can not abide.
We shall duel at a time of my convenience.

*Smacks you with a glove*

Ooh, don't you dare threaten me with a good time.

 

[Xerxes82]

Why does my right sock always get twisted around? I can just be sitting there & somehow it’s crawling around my foot until the heel is on top

I hate to double post, but I have a wild theory on this.

It's the Force. When enough Litsters are thinking about getting you naked, their combined focus and effort is enough to move your clothes with only the power of their collective will.

Thankfully, it's only enough to affect your sock!

 

[beachbaby179]

It infuriates me that she has to have everything proven to her before she believes anything.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Why does my right sock always get twisted around? I can just be sitting there & somehow it’s crawling around my foot until the heel is on top

This is one reason why I hate socks.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I hate to double post, but I have a wild theory on this.

It's the Force. When enough Litsters are thinking about getting you naked, their combined focus and effort is enough to move your clothes with only the power of their collective will.

Thankfully, it's only enough to affect your sock!

Is that why my shorts kept slipping down over the summer when I wasn’t wearing socks?

 

[Xerxes82]

Is that why my shorts kept slipping down over the summer when I wasn’t wearing socks?

Almost certainly!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Ooh, don't you dare threaten me with a good time.

*Points at you like Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame*
You like getting slapped, huh? Harlot!!

 

[Xerxes82]

*Points at you like Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame*
You like getting slapped, huh? Harlot!!

Hey! I resemble that remark!

 

[latecomer91364]

For some reason, the film Million Dollar Baby has been showing up in my thoughts. I will probably never watch it again - it's too heartbreaking.

It did deserve its Oscars: Best Picture, Best Director (Clint Eastwood), Best Actress (Hillary Swank), and Best Supporting Actor (Morgan Freeman).

*SPOILER!*

It wouldn't work within the context of that film. but I would have loved a scene where Frankie (Eastwood) tracked down Billie Osterman on a dark street - the dirty fighter who sucker punched Swank after the bell, causing her to fall and break her neck - and taunted Osterman, shot her, causing her to fall, reminding her of what she did and then standing over her and putting a final bullet in her brain, leaving her to die in the gutter where she belongs.

But that's just my opinion...

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Oh, you see how I feel now that the turns have tabled, dontcha?!?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Should I know who you are?

 

[Xerxes82]

Oh, you see how I feel now that the turns have tabled, dontcha?!?

I am very dizzy, a little confused, and somehow there's a table that wasn't there before.

But I'm ok if you cum on top!

Wait, wait. That should be I'm ok if you come out on top. Sorry, I blame the dizzy.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Oh, you see how I feel now that the turns have tabled, dontcha?!?

You been drinkin'?