What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Dribble]

As in a detachable penis. Didn’t the Dead Milkmen sing a song about that?

Edit:
Now my brain has moved on to “go go gadget tentacle penis”
Fucking thanks. That’s what I need in my head this morning

King Missle

We all smile at what a go go gadget toy can do

 

[Voboy]

Well. Someone certainly come in salty.

Word to the wise: when you're describing yourself as "highly drunk and on anti-depressants" in everything you post today, mostly by way of explaining your shitty manners... well, maybe that's a sign that you shouldn't be posting today.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I hope he likes the picture I sent him.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Choices choices choices

 

[Paul_Chance]

“And I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around. Lucky me. Lucky mud.” -Kurt Vonnegut

 

[AtramentousRex]

Has anyone else noticed how the angry political idiots seem to have gone into overdrive the last couple of days? Is it mating time for their species or something? They attract each other by rage baiting. The male has a heart attack and his head explodes when he finishes.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I hope he likes the picture I sent him.

Well WTF, now we all want to see!!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Can someone give the idiots in power a Snickers?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Can someone give the idiots in power a Snickers?

Do they have a peanut allergy?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Do they have a peanut allergy?

haha love it

 

[Chillygirl]

I want to be productive and get out and do things but it’s too damn cold so I’ll just rot on my couch instead!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I want to be productive and get out and do things but it’s too damn cold so I’ll just rot on my couch instead!

My butt's growing roots be cause I refuse to leave the warmth of my couch. It's 29⁰F outside... WTF

 

[Mrmphilll2]

Bailey’s and sofa lounhing work great

 

[J D Danger]

I hope he likes the picture I sent him.

who wouldn't love a picture you send them?

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's funny how funny I find myself.

Or maybe sad.

Either way

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It's funny how funny I find myself.

Or maybe sad.

Either way

You too, huh?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I want to be productive and get out and do things but it’s too damn cold so I’ll just rot on my couch instead!

I am so confused... I look at your new pic and think well at least she isn't pointing at me anymore but thats so fucking hot I don't understand how her couch doesn't catch on fire!

 

[Chillygirl]

I am so confused... I look at your new pic and think well at least she isn't pointing at me anymore but thats so fucking hot I don't understand how her couch doesn't catch on fire!

lol I like to keep you confused it’s easier to take advantage of you!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

lol I like to keep you confused it’s easier to take advantage of you!

Fucking Legend...

 

[Chillygirl]

My butt's growing roots be cause I refuse to leave the warmth of my couch. It's 29⁰F outside... WTF

Completely understand. I’m attached to the couch and I need someone to bring me soup and hot bread with butter. I can’t live here anymore.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

lol I like to keep you confused it’s easier to take advantage of you!

lol you tackle me wearing that I will be left in a state of bewilderment for days! Take whatever you need

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Completely understand. I’m attached to the couch and I need someone to bring me soup and hot bread with butter. I can’t live here anymore.
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I'd take you my version of Olive Garden's zuppa Toscana, but I can't even get up off the couch!

 

[Peter_Out]

I hope he likes the picture I sent him.

Wow!

*rushes off to check his DMs*

Damn. I guess the messaging system is on the fritz

 

[Chillygirl]

I'd take you my version of Olive Garden's zuppa Toscana, but I can't even get up off the couch!

The thought alone is warming!

 

[Peter_Out]

I should probably apologise for my most recent reaction emoji. It should have been a "Wow", really.