What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Middle aged men dripping ice cream onto their dad-bods is something the women want to see and I will suffocate on their biceps die on that hill!! 🍦
The price of ice cream is steep these days. Those drips are going to cost you.

Especially costly considering how long this dad bod is.
 
Love my friends across the pond and I love hearing the accents BUT...

Can we collectively send the word "knickers" to the trash bin and permanently delete? I'll even reformat the hard drive if I have to just to be sure we're rid of it. :ROFLMAO:
 
Oftentimes, it’s scary to be on the Internet when you’re perceived as female. I remember the man who stalked me when I had my first “real” job (besides babysitting, I mean). I’m glad he finally gave up, at least.
 
Middle aged men dripping ice cream onto their dad-bods is something the women want to see and I will suffocate on their biceps die on that hill!! 🍦
Ok... You win! 😂😂
I know I am into some weird shit but I don't even know how to register this shit in my kink column.🤷
I mean how do you even get that out of your chest hair afterwords?
Isn't it all sticky and weird?
Does it puddle up and get gross in the belly button area?
🤣🤣🤣
 
I can't remember the last day where I had absolutely nothing that I had to do, even something small. I could sleep the entire day away and it would be fine. And I haven't written that off as an approach yet.,

It's going to be a weird day, just me and my thoughts. And probably some TV, because my thoughts be chaotic and scary if I dwell in them too long. But you see what I mean.
 
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