What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[hugh_jarce69]

I’m thinking I feel like I’m a new man

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I'm thinking I am fucking old.

 

[Chillygirl]

I’m a little sad leaving my office and not being with one of my favorite coworkers. The new office is tiny and stuffy and that coworker smokes. Oh well. Life goes on!

 

[BongoGal]

Someone on Lit mentioned mistletoe, and I started thinking of that time [good lord] 25 years ago when I was at a Christmas party. A guy I was friends with pointed out to my surprise that we were under the mistletoe. I suspect that he expected me to laugh and quickly find a different place to stand. Instead, I said something like, “Well, I suppose we’re obligated” and then proceeded to plant the hottest kiss on him that I could. It was definitely a long kiss, and my tongue may have reached in and touched his, but it was also short of what would be labeled as ‘making out’. I wished him a merry Christmas, and he said something like, “I don’t smoke, but I want a cigarette.” Alcohol may have been involved.

 

[BongoGal]

I’m a little sad leaving my office and not being with one of my favorite coworkers. The new office is tiny and stuffy and that coworker smokes. Oh well. Life goes on!

The new coworker doesn’t smoke in the office, I hope.

 

[Chillygirl]

The new coworker doesn’t smoke in the office, I hope.

Oh no but she does smoke in her car and it’s pretty strong.

 

[BongoGal]

Yeah, it’s pure ice this morning

On Monday, I slipped and fell on ice with a tiny coating of fluffy snow on it. I was royally miffed, but I bet a slow motion video of it would get big laughs.

 

[snexxer]

Oh no but she does smoke in her car and it’s pretty strong.

Even as an ex smoker, I can't stand that smell.

 

[ShaneoD]

I should tidy a bit more, it's far too early to let the horny urges take over

 

[Taegul]

Maybe all the accounts here, all of you, are just A.I. and part of some elaborate online The Truman Show and I'm the only actual human being.

My God, I hope the whole world isn't watching what I'm doing half the time when I'm on Lit.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hahaha - he thinks HE is the only human..

 

[AtramentousRex]

Maybe all the accounts here, all of you, are just A.I. and part of some elaborate online The Truman Show and I'm the only actual human being.

My God, I hope the whole world isn't watching what I'm doing half the time when I'm on Lit.

BUTTER IS NOT LUBE!! *judgey sneer*

 

[Taegul]

BUTTER IS NOT LUBE!! *judgey sneer*

It would make a great "I can't believe it's not butter!" commercial IMHO.

 

[Taegul]

Hahaha - he thinks HE is the only human..

Exactly what an AI bot would say

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh no but she does smoke in her car and it’s pretty strong.

That makes me physically ill.

 

[Sundayschild]

Maybe all the accounts here, all of you, are just A.I. and part of some elaborate online The Truman Show and I'm the only actual human being.

My God, I hope the whole world isn't watching what I'm doing half the time when I'm on Lit.

Haha - I love your attitude.




¥Watch this one¥

 

[Hyacinthus151]

It worked!

Your welcome

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Hahaha - he thinks HE is the only human..

This one passed the Turing test

 

[Sundayschild]

This one passed the Turing test

I like the guy who commented that he's not afraid of the robot that passes the Turing test as much as the one that deliberately fails it.

 

[coffeelover5]

It seemed to go fast at first then took a wild turn to a dark side.

 

[Girly_girl]

I've asked myself this question for a long time. I've been incredibly disappointed in friendships these past few years. You're there for people when they need you, but when you need something yourself, nobody's there anymore.

But I still believe that true friendship is possible. Even long-distance.

One day, you'll find that special someone who will make you believe that real friendship is possible. (I'm saying this loud and clear because I want to believe it for myself too.) I'm sending you all my best wishes, hoping that life brings that person into your life

Thank you for your kind words. Over the years, I’ve seen people come and go and pick up as if they’d never left when they returned. I get that real life gets crazy and people take time from here. I’m not the type to turn my back on my girlfriends, except for when they turn theirs on me.

The few girls I’m close with here I’ve only known for a few years are absolute gems, 2 others I’ve been friends with longer don’t come around a lot right now but they always check in when they do so we can catch up.

Absolutely! It's a search and with patience.... But it does happen!

I keep a small circle and the ones that are part of it are definitely keepers!

The percentage of male and female friendships that have failed for me is almost completely inverse.

It's rare for me to give up on girlfriends. I have to be in a very bad place mentally to do so.

Male friends (on here at least) tend to fade relatively quickly. Their energy typically goes to what they prioritize: sexual gratification, chasing someone shiny and new, etc.

I feel your pain on this one.Proud and happy to have you in my small circle!

 

[TheGoodLife3976]

Maybe all the accounts here, all of you, are just A.I. and part of some elaborate online The Truman Show and I'm the only actual human being.

My God, I hope the whole world isn't watching what I'm doing half the time when I'm on Lit.

Your task is to figure out which of us is Ed Harris, aka "The Creator."

 

[Taegul]

Your task is to figure out which of us is Ed Harris, aka "The Creator."

All of you are essentially Ed Harris. I'm on to you, Ed. No matter how many accounts you come at me with.

 

[Apisto42]

All of you are essentially Ed Harris. I'm on to you, Ed. No matter how many accounts you come at me with.

As long as @TotallyNotTaegul remains the sweet sexy love of my life I don’t care if the rest of you are bots.

 

[Taegul]

As long as @TotallyNotTaegul remains the sweet sexy love of my life I don’t care if the rest of you are bots.

Nice try, Ed. But I ain't falling for it.