Why Are You Like This?

[Anastasia1999]

Because I escaped the bullet.

 

[Chillygirl]

Because I haven’t had coffee

 

[SadieAnne]

anxiety

 

[positiveflirt]

Someone dared me to be this way

 

[thefishfryer]

Someone said I shouldn't

 

[barefootgirl69]

Because no one tried to stop me.

(Not that it would have worked!)

 

[caitiff1969]

Survival instinct

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude, because my slam piece chokes me with my CPAP mask during our bang sesh that’s why.

 

[hotwords229_A]

To steal @sallysparrow23 ’s line “Maybe Mercury was in Gatorade?”

 

[Photog1rl]

You ask that like it's a problem. Haha

Honestly, it's because I try to make things make sense.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I was smacked in the head while playing catcher without my mask on when I was 10...and had water on the brain...it hasn't drained all the way yet apparently...

 

[barefootgirl69]

I get bored easily and need to blow off some steam!

 

[muddler35]

I get bored easily and need to blow off some steam!

Hi. My other name is offsomesteam. Hmu gurl.

Kidding BFG.

 

[willlph]

Too many bootleg fireworks and loud race cars

 

[Grant55]

Blame it on the art.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Here's my formula, it applies to most folks too

 

[MindYaBitness]

Here's my "why" formula, it applies to most folks too

 

[thefishfryer]

Here's my "why" formula, it applies to most folks too
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I can't help but feel that time should be a numerator.

 

[barefootgirl69]

*sighs*

Once upon a time, there was a princess who just wanted to have fun, so she threw her slippers in the bushes (next to her panties) and stepped into the cool stream. Everyone at the palace complained about how muddy and wet her dress was, then gasped in astonishment when she tossed it on the marble floors at their feet.

"Since nothing I do will make you happy, I'll do what makes ME happy!" She told them bluntly before turning around and flouncing to her room.

 

[thefishfryer]

*sighs*

Once upon a time, there was a princess who just wanted to have fun, so she threw her slippers in the bushes (next to her panties) and stepped into the cool stream. Everyone at the palace complained about how muddy and wet her dress was, then gasped in astonishment when she tossed it on the marble floors at their feet.

"Since nothing I do will make you happy, I'll do what makes ME happy!" She told them bluntly before turning around and flouncing to her room.

Flounce is a great word. Conjures up a whole pattern of behaviour in a short word

 

[SadieAnne]

Why am I like this?
I ask myself that daily.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Well, you see, there was this tragic childhood accident. . . .

 

[MedicalMuse]

The sum of my experiences has made me just fucked up enough to be occasionally interesting.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, there were these five children...and nothing has been the same ever since.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

The sum of my experiences has made me strong enough to be kind, take no shit, and be endlessly interesting.

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