"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI your car doesn't have at least 4 fast-food artifacts (straws, napkins, ketchup packets, stray French fries, etc.) at all times.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you can turn your brain off at night.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

YMBTGFMI you don’t think spending an entire day in your pajamas is an excellent accomplishment.

 

[Photog1rl]

Um, 50 miles is still A LOT of driving left before you need gas

That’s exactly what I was thinking!

 

[Photog1rl]

YMBTGFMI every week you cook all of the vegetables you bought.

 

[Shenanigans90]

YMBTGFMI you wear makeup on lazy weekends around the house.

 

[Azuldrgon]

...if you are a super gorgeous woman.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Come onnnn Dragon!!

Okay,
You might be too good for me if you know how to do omakase at a sushi place.

 

[Photog1rl]

Of course I don't. I just let them decay in the chiller as an offering to the Dark Goddess of the Refrigerator.

Maybe we are a match made in rotten veg heaven. Is there a particular veggie that decays with regularity in your fridge?

 

[ydahecnot]

If you are breathing

 

[Photog1rl]

Curiouser and curiouser, or our twindom continues.

Yep. It's almost always the Courgette of Despair. You?

I must admit that there have been many an item of the cucurbit family that have bit the dust in my fridge.

 

[Photog1rl]

YMBTGFMI you sleep in.

 

[Diosax]

YMBTGFMI you go to sleep before or by 10pm

 

[Anastasia1999]

YMBTGFMI you eat all your favourite foods for 2 weeks straight while on holidays and do not gain as much as one measley ounce

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you never get territorial or jealous. What's up you, Zen baby.

 

[Azuldrgon]

YMBTGFMI your ramen costs more than a dollar.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

YMBTGFMI you like to use the word Pardon with a question mark.

 

[mynameisben]

YMBTGFMI you know of some other use for condoms besides making stunningly durable balloon animals.


Ben

 

[cheekygirl75]

If your laundry gets washed, folded and put away within an hour or two.

 

[Azuldrgon]

If you make a pic thread and achieve 10 pages with your first post.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you have never ignored a Check Engine light for over a year.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you know all your measurements by heart

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you haven't checked your account balance before you pull into the drive thru line...for coffee.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

YMBTGFMI you don’t considering abandoning whatever is left in your suitcase and starting over instead of unpacking your luggage.

 

[Mr_Soup]

YMBTGFMI you view a guy covered in sawdust as "dirty" instead of "man glitter".