You're a burglar...

[FlyingThruLife]

I am taking two hinges from every door

 

[TwoTaTango]

It is obvious what I am taking ...Has to be all her Dancing Shoes and Heels ...

 

[caitiff1969]

It is obvious what I am taking ...Has to be all her Dancing Shoes and Heels ...

I'm taking their Tim Hortons.

 

[AlexBailey]

I’m hoarding all of their junk mail for a month then delivering all of it on Sunday morning.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Stealing the lip balm.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Taking the lightbulbs from the bathroom.

 

[MrsPassion]

All the socks and sandals. So folks have to wear dress shoes without socks while they go buy more socks.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

The password book

 

[FlyingThruLife]

All of the scissors and knives. Good luck opening the new pack of scissors without scissors

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

All the KitKats from the snacks bag

 

[SadieAnne]

All the car keys

 

[RideFl71]

All the toilet seats

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking all the pens from the junk drawer.

 

[hairball18]

I am taking the router.

 

[NC_Coastal]

I'm switching the garage-door openers with their next-door neighbors.

 

[snexxer]

Sew all legs and sleeves up and steal the scissors.

 

[hairball18]

All the belts and buttons on the pants.

 

[barefootgirl69]

All the storage lids.

 

[DirtyMarine]

I'm taking all the pens from the junk drawer.

I'm taking all the ink from the pens and writing " pen is broken!"

 

[barefootgirl69]

All the buttons on the left cuff of the button down shirts.

 

[ydahecnot]

No, you’re a burglar.

(Stealing this thread’s continuity)

 

[barefootgirl69]

The toilet paper.

 

[Coyote100]

The toilet paper holder

 

[snexxer]

All the male clothes.

 

[positiveflirt]

You're a burglar, but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victim.
What are you taking?

The list of passwords to sites they only use once a year..