I must say I have yet to find anything worthy of sharing and I think Willingtoshare's find is pretty great. lol
No, but haven't found anything original yet, only posts on SM, hopefully I'll be inspired by Friday.One hopeful bump!
Before we call this a bad idea and we take it to the graveyard.
I'll send you the Amazon link!
As long as your hat still fits, that sounds like everyone else's problem
Surely yall can artfully arrange your vegetables or something!
Justa all know you have the biggest cock hereok, It is Thursday, and I don't think I will find anything else by tomorrow, so might as well post now. I am sharing two.
my first, should probably be disqualified as I didn't not take it this week (this week's sign didn't make me laugh)
this is from my local grocery store.
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Alas there was no cooter rubbing, though it could be an interesting marketing tactic for grocery stores. Ah Yes, one of the things I like about Bumblefuckers is they are not a prissy people. Many will happily eat cooter, lots of cooter. Explanation for the foreigners, cooter is a slang term for female genitalia, similar to coochie. Cooter is also a species of turtle, River Cooter. This grocery carries local meats such as alligator and turtle as well as typical meats, and is also known for a local custom blends of sauces and spices. They are advertising a spice blend for cooking turtles, however I choose to read cooter as its slang version.
ok, next up is a blanket. My son was gifted a shark blanket for Christmas. They are similar to mermaid blankets, but marketed to appeal to boys. The concept is you look like you are being eaten by a shark when you slip in.
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It did not go unnoticed that the dorsal fin of the shark lands right at crotch area. Now if you have a dirty mind, you may also notice that if you play with it, you can get it stand up, thus creating the illusion of a significant erection. Sorry it is a crap picture, it is not easy to take a selfie of this one, but the blanket sure makes me laugh. This was taken this week and I did not sneak my dick in, it is only an imaginary dick.
And now I think we have established that I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.
haha.Justa all know you have the biggest cock here
I love this and want one. I wonder if the adult version could include a fleshlight inside the dorsal fin?ok, It is Thursday, and I don't think I will find anything else by tomorrow, so might as well post now. I am sharing two.
my first, should probably be disqualified as I did not take it this week (this week's sign didn't make me laugh)
this is from my local grocery store.
View attachment 2175596
Alas there was no cooter rubbing, though it could be an interesting marketing tactic for grocery stores. Ah Yes, one of the things I like about Bumblefuckers is they are not a prissy people. Many will happily eat cooter, lots of cooter. Explanation for the foreigners, cooter is a slang term for female genitalia, similar to coochie. Cooter is also a species of turtle, River Cooter. This grocery carries local meats such as alligator and turtle as well as typical meats, and is also known for a local custom blends of sauces and spices. They are advertising a spice blend for cooking turtles, however I choose to read cooter as its slang version.
ok, next up is a blanket. My son was gifted a shark blanket for Christmas. They are similar to mermaid blankets, but marketed to appeal to boys. The concept is you look like you are being eaten by a shark when you slip in.
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It did not go unnoticed that the dorsal fin of the shark lands right at crotch area. Now if you have a dirty mind, you may also notice that if you play with it, you can get it stand up, thus creating the illusion of a significant erection. Sorry it is a crap picture, it is not easy to take a selfie of this one, but the blanket sure makes me laugh. This was taken this week and I did not sneak my dick in, it is only an imaginary dick.
And now I think we have established that I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.
oh god lol. Well I am sure it could, wouldn't require much sewing skill. As for walking in, I think that is one of those things you quietly then walk back out and pretend you never saw, just because you wish to avoid any awkward conversation. Or do that but make a little discrete joke like 3 weeks later, because why not.I love this and want one. I wonder if the adult version could include a fleshlight inside the dorsal fin?
One could re-enact Quint being eaten by the shark in Jaws for sexual gratification. Imagine walking in on that image!
I love the idea of you walking about squinting and trying pervert everything.
Well, I see this on the commute home just now as I was looking out the window at the pouring rain…
To the normal eye it’s just letters, to the lit trained eye…it’s filth at its finest!
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Okay my entry just may be lame but it got me going in a turn to the dirty in the way I gripped it.
I think quite possibly most kitchens have one. We use it here and there and don't think a thing about it until we are busy cooking. That of course is a wooden spoon.
So underrated as a kitchen utensil but so practical in its many uses.
Today, I needed to stir my slow cooker so I went to the drawer to retrieve my trusty long-neck wooden spoon. By the time I crossed the room, I realized I was holding that spoon in the most non-useful way for stirring but the proper grip if it was going to be used ON someone.
The passive wooden spoon then took on new meaning and I am betting I am not the only one that might see it's use for a good spanking.
Again a boring object that might have just come alive in my thoughts when thinking of someone to use theirs on themselves for me. So have you ever used a wooden spoon on someone or asked them to use one? Maybe I am the only one smirking here about it's uses. Maybe this doesn't even qualify as an entry...I don't know..
ok, It is Thursday, and I don't think I will find anything else by tomorrow, so might as well post now. I am sharing two.
my first, should probably be disqualified as I did not take it this week (this week's sign didn't make me laugh)
this is from my local grocery store.
View attachment 2175596
Alas there was no cooter rubbing, though it could be an interesting marketing tactic for grocery stores. Ah Yes, one of the things I like about Bumblefuckers is they are not a prissy people. Many will happily eat cooter, lots of cooter. Explanation for the foreigners, cooter is a slang term for female genitalia, similar to coochie. Cooter is also a species of turtle, River Cooter. This grocery carries local meats such as alligator and turtle as well as typical meats, and is also known for a local custom blends of sauces and spices. They are advertising a spice blend for cooking turtles, however I choose to read cooter as its slang version.
ok, next up is a blanket. My son was gifted a shark blanket for Christmas. They are similar to mermaid blankets, but marketed to appeal to boys. The concept is you look like you are being eaten by a shark when you slip in.
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It did not go unnoticed that the dorsal fin of the shark lands right at crotch area. Now if you have a dirty mind, you may also notice that if you play with it, you can get it stand up, thus creating the illusion of a significant erection. Sorry it is a crap picture, it is not easy to take a selfie of this one, but the blanket sure makes me laugh. This was taken this week and I did not sneak my dick in, it is only an imaginary dick.
And now I think we have established that I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.
Well thank you PLP. It was an honor just nominating myself. I knew my step-mother's weird gifts would come in handy someday. Now, if I can just find a use for the Eggies and Bumpits. (props to her on the oveglove though, those are great)Alright you eagle eyed perverts! Thank you so much for your contributions, the countless hours you spent prowling around just hoping for a nipple shaped pie or a perfectly spurting fire hydrant.
After reviewing the submissions, counting up the lights, consulting the Lit law and praying the the Lit god, Jizzus. We have a winner.
And while @Willingtoshare has the most likes, I did have to give him second place (so it didn't appear as favoritism) and because there's nothing filthy about me, sir! I'm scandalized!
So it's my great pleasure to announce the first winner of The Great Lit Competition is......
@Justadesperatewifeandmom !!!!!
For her excellent photo of a cozy shark blanket turned furry dick.
Congratulations ma'am! And thanks again to everyone for playing.
New challenge posted tomorrow.
Everyone give Justa a round of applause.
Thanks. Oh, I think size only really matters when it comes to sharks. Ok maybe sharks and furries.Well done @Justadesperatewifeandmom and congratulations on a sterling effort to prove that I’ve been lied to all my life…size, does indeed matter!!
Thanks, so did I lol. of course, my tastes are highly questionable.
And I was expecting some cheesy comment about cumming secondWell done @Justadesperatewifeandmom and congratulations on a sterling effort to prove that I’ve been lied to all my life…size, does indeed matter!!
If only…And I was expecting some cheesy comment about cumming second
