Critic's Choice Round 4 Discussion/Sign Up

[Svenskaflicka]

Svenska, I assure you, I'm not bilingual, I'm just curious.

All the dirty jokes that come to my head right now...

 

[TheEarl]

More double-entendres than a Bond film

Right now? I read that 5 minutes ago and the dirty jokes are still pouring in.

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"Can't we have ONE town meeting that doesn't end with us digging up corps?"


I mean, how come we always get sidetracked from the thread's original topic?

 

[TheEarl]

Sheer quantity of smutty writing talent?

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Wow!

JUst a while ago, there were 9 threads in arow that said "Last Post by Svenskaflicka, and now all of a sudden, my name's almost invisible!

Great! Responses!!!

 

[Chicklet]

c'mon, we need more judges and more stories.

i don't want my round to be the round that killed the critic's choice!

 

[Dirt Man]

c'mon, we need more judges and more stories.

Well, I'd give ya story, but I'm already one of the judges.

DM

 

[Madame Manga]

Story nomination

"The Bondage Bench", by Cockatoo.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=7580

Sorry, no judging this time around--I'm swamped!

MM

 

[MathGirl]

Sorry

c'mon, we need more judges and more stories.
i don't want my round to be the round that killed the critic's choice!

Sorry, Chick. I haven't written anything worth submitting, and I'd prefer not to be a judge.
MG

 

[Chicklet]

Madame M! I'm glad you picked that one! I really like it!

Mathgirl, have you *read* anything worth submitting?

Chicklet

 

[MathGirl]

Mathgirl, have you *read* anything worth submitting?

Sorry, I'm not a reader of erotica.
MG

 

[Chicklet]

Sorry, I'm not a reader of erotica.
MG

 

[TheEarl]

Sorry, Chick. I haven't written anything worth submitting

MathGirl: I'm sorry, but that's quite patently bollocks.

The (very outspoken) Earl

 

[MathGirl]

MathGirl: I'm sorry, but that's quite patently bollocks.

The (very outspoken) Earl

This is a judging of stories. I don't write stories, really. I have a 300 page story, and the stuff I've posted are parts of it made to stand alone. Each part, though, is not a story. Ergo, I don't think they should be judged as somthing they are not. My little "how to" essays aren't stories, either.

Thanks for the nice sentiment, though, Earl.
MG

 

[karmadog]

I'm none too sure this is the kind of story you're looking for, but, Chicklet, here you go.

Smoke Mirror Whiskey

 

[MathGirl]

Two knees up

I'm none too sure this is the kind of story you're looking for, .l=http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=82264]Smoke Mirror Whiskey[/url]

Dear KD,
I hardly ever read any erotica, but I just read your story. Very well written, and a very cool story.
MG

 

[karmadog]

Thanks, MG.

I'm sure you see what I mean about it not being what they're looking for though.

 

[MathGirl]

?

Thanks, MG.

I'm sure you see what I mean about it not being what they're looking for though.

I don't see why at all.

Madame Chairman!!!! Listen up. I nominate KDog's "Smoke Mirror Whiskey"
MG

Ps. I guess I should have asked KD's permission. Ummm..... can I?

 

[karmadog]

Well, MG, I'm just trying to say that I don't think of this story as erotic. It's just explicit. And that's very different.

 

[MathGirl]

KD's story

Well, MG, I'm just trying to say that I don't think of this story as erotic. It's just explicit. And that's very different.

In the last round, a nonerotic story of mine was entered, and I thought it did quite well. Your story isn't really erotic, but it's very well done and a cool story. I think it should be entered.
MG

 

[English Lady]

I'm not going to be a judge in this round either!


Have fun judges!


Hope the new voting "rules" work out well for ya chicklet!

 

[Chicklet]

well with only 3 judges i doubt this contest'll go very far.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ask BlackSnake and Just-Legal.

 

[MathGirl]

Chicklet's OOs

Dear Chickie,
You changed your avathingie, so I don't need to be jealous about your shoes anymore. Now I have boob envy.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

MG, I've seen you in a bikini. Trust me, you have NOTHING to be jealous about!