Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with!

[Cosmic Knight]

Are you ever going to paint that fucking door?

 

[sallythescorpian]

OOOooooh Master, that feels oooooo.... hang on, God, you are definitely getting a bald spot / your hair IS receeding!!!!

 

[Nina327]

tell me agian why your keeping me awake...

 

[EesomeBeastie]

I bet my brother doesn't do THIS

 

[Trixabell]

I bet my brother doesn't do THIS

No....but your sister did

 

[Gyps33boi]

Wow, you could sooo pass for a guy...

 

[FoxyBabette]

You have a cigarette?

*Pauses and then blushes*

I am so sorry, i thought you where done.

 

[yeishia]

I am changing this thread back to its original format for a while


Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom/Domme!



Disclaimer 1 : Comments posted by subs in this thread are not punishable by their Masters or Mistresses; This is purely for fun... an outlet! In return comments posted by Dom/Domme will not influence their subs to be naughty...we promise!

Disclaimer 2 : This thread was conceived from a personal perspective, however it also implies that it is what a submissive would not say to their dominant regardless of their gender mix



"Master but all of the other subs get to do it!"

Do I have to, please could you go first Sir ?

 

[princesssexci]

*in response to her master telling her to crawl to the bedroom on all fours*

Only if you beg...

 

[YourDreamGirl]

Wanna take a break? I'm hungry, how does salami sound?

 

[EesomeBeastie]

More along the lines of things one hopes never to HAVE to say:-

God, your cum stinks. Think you should see your doctor. I'm certainly going to mine now. Fuck knows what you've just infected me with.

Returning to Yeishia's sub-talking-back-to-her-dom theme:

1. I'm not your bloody skivvy. Clean your cum off the floor yourself or hire a fuckin' maid.

2. I'm sorry! It's just the way your PVC squeaks makes me think of a mouse.

3. OK, I'll dress up as a cat girl, but NO WAY am I doing my "business" in that litter tray!

 

[MsAphrodite]

I have a headache may we stop Mistress?

 

[yeishia]

Er Sir! are you sure its not infected?

 

[grant_s]

You the one that wanted to have it pierced

 

[grant_s]

Your friend's kinda cute, what's her name?

 

[yeishia]

Its stuck, can you disconnect them ?

 

[Hikari]

Your manly nipples look tasty, but I'm going to need a bottle of ketchup...

 

[Annisthyrienne]

"Hey you got any hot sauce to go with this?"

 

[Vail_Indigo]

my nipples are not manly

 

[Hikari]

Can I wax your testicles?

 

[yeishia]

When did you last bathe?

 

[Kat73]

That's it John, right there...oh ooops, sorry Ted...

 

[m_anew1]

That's it John, right there...oh ooops, sorry Ted...

ahem... my name's John.. Ted's my twin brother

 

[Liplovinman]

you haven't been cleaning out the litter box with your dentures again have you?

 

[Kat73]

My girlfriend is much better at that.