Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with!

[Mav Unlimited]

Do you accept MasterCard?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

You do it! I'm too tired!

 

[Last_Rider]

Here's the condom I said I put on

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Well, that was all of five minutes gone to waste.

 

[yeishia]

Here's the condom I said I put on

Oh I thought this was it! *fishes it out* Opps! that must have been someones else's.

 

[Light Ice]

Well, that was all of five minutes gone to waste.

Wow, you think it was a whole five minutes? Yes!

 

[Nina327]

Oh, oh, oh, have you seen my glass eye?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Oh, oh, oh, have you seen my glass eye?

*dies giggling*

 

[fr33ks33k]

Oh, oh, oh, have you seen my glass eye?

How'd that end up in my....

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Oh Baby, with Him it was just raw wanton animal sex. But with you...we share so much more than...

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Wow, you think it was a whole five minutes? Yes!

*dies laughing*

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Oh Baby, with Him it was just raw wanton animal sex. But with you...we share so much more than...

*snickers*

 

[Nina327]

How'd that end up in my....

who the hell put it with the golf balls?

 

[FSUBasketball]

Can you just finish? I'm....

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

who the hell put it with the golf balls?

*points*

I didn't think it looked like the rest of em...

also I really hate it when I hear...

"Can you wait for just a few...oh...never mind...I thought I had to pee...carry on..."

 

[Nina327]

*points*

I didn't think it looked like the rest of em...

also I really hate it when I hear...

"Can you wait for just a few...oh...never mind...I thought I had to pee...carry on..."

giggles

yea.. or worse..

"think i should shower first? naw it can wait."

um.. ick.

 

[Aurantica]

Is that your phone?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Is that your phone?

No it's my girlfriend's.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Can we please hurry up? I have a meeting to attend.

 

[dragonrazor]

"What a lovely ear you have"

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

Would you hurry I don't want to be late for our raid

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Would you hurry I don't want to be late for our raid

*chokes on her coffee with a grin*

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Why do you have that weird look on your face?

 

[strapon_tales]

Let's just watch TV instead.

 

[dragonrazor]

"So how's the coffee?"

"My last boyfriend had tentacles"

"My last girlfriend had tentacles"