Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with!

[SoulWeaver]

My girlfriend is much better at that.

..... and your girlfriend is much better at that

although I'm sure she isn't

 

[yeishia]

Do I have to?

 

[yeishia]

*pouts* But I really wanted to be the one to do that!

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

That reminds me, I need to finish painting the ceiling

 

[TheScarletBlade]

How do I do this again?

 

[Lilac_Sky]

"Oh dear god, what is that thing?"

 

[yeishia]

Is it in yet Sir?

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Are we done yet?

 

[Money1969]

"did you pay the water bill? It's due you know..."

 

[yeishia]

How far back did you say it should go? * Looks innocent*

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Where's the rest of it? *tries that innocent look too*

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Are these real?

 

[dragonrazor]

"AH HAH HAH...Oh, you're SERIOUS"

 

[Nina327]

*singing*

Where is winky, where is winky...

There it is, there it is...

 

[Hikari]

it looks like an earth worm in a sleeping bag...

 

[dragonrazor]

"What's the blue stuff coming out of it?"

 

[yeishia]

" I think I came..."

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Oh no, it's alright... I can do this part better myself.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

There's a hair hanging out of your nose.

 

[zydrate]

There's a hair hanging out of your nose.

Worst yet:

There's something yellow hanging from the hair hanging out of your nose.

 

[sombrablanca]

*guy with 12 inch long, 3 inch diameter cock to woman* Is it in yet?

 

[sombrablanca]

Followed by "your mom is wayyy tighter."

 

[sensusaldesire]

" Lets hurry up , I have a drinking date."

 

[play_and_ride89]

*sigh* Are you done yet??

 

[lexloci]

It can't taste that bad, I only just showered last week