Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with!

[Nina327]

"The manual said you should be cumming by now."

 

[dragonrazor]

"The manual said you should be cumming by now."

"Oh I see, I forgot to roll my Saving Throw"

 

[Light Ice]

Put your head down. I can't see the game.

 

[Nina327]

"Don't let me forget to call my mother when you're done."

 

[Last_Rider]

yeah, the doctor did a great job, you can't hardly see my adam's apple anymore.

 

[Nina327]

giggling hysterically

You thought we were going to do WHAT!!!

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Put your head down. I can't see the game.

*dies laughing*

 

[DarkWarrioress]

NO, not THERE, idiot.

 

[dragonrazor]

"That's not a tail"

 

[omgitselaine]

Is it in ..... yet ??

 

[dragonrazor]

Is it in ..... yet ??

Or even worse, the response...

"I Don't know...I can't tell"

 

[Nina327]

I'm done, where's your wallet?

 

[Eiselmann]

Your husband told me you were a good fuck, wait until I tell him his daughters a better one

 

[Aurantica]

So I hear you have a pet goat.....

 

[Eiselmann]

What do you mean you're had better today..its our wedding day

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Well... That was like feeding a whale a tooth pick. Been around have ya?

 

[Aurantica]

Well... That was like feeding a whale a tooth pick. Been around have ya?

Ugh. was that your "hot dog" or a cocktail weenie?

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Ugh. was that your "hot dog" or a cocktail weenie?

-snicker- well I told you I could give you twelve inches... As long as you don't mind taking it in 3 inch increments.

 

[Nina327]

*reaches up, takes gag from her own mouth*

Hey, dipshit... learn to tie a fuckin knot!

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

*reaches up, takes gag from her own mouth*

Hey, dipshit... learn to tie a fuckin knot!

How about I get the staple gun smart ass?!

 

[Nina327]

How about I get the staple gun smart ass?!

Um... hello.. ouch much... what the fuck do you think I am, a masochist??

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Um... hello.. ouch much... what the fuck do you think I am, a masochist??

Got you to stop running that mouth. Now I don't even need the gag. So I can put your mouth to better use!

-snickers and runs off-

 

[Nina327]

Got you to stop running that mouth. Now I don't even need the gag. So I can put your mouth to better use!

-snickers and runs off-

grrrrrr..... ... ...

if you had a pony tail i'd cut it off and beat you with it.

 

[yeishia]

"Ummmmm that was a wonderful orgasm, would you mind if we stopped now?"

 

[Apollion]

I need to pee.