Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with!

[omgitselaine]

No worries sweetie ...... size shouldn't matter ?

 

[dragonrazor]

No worries sweetie ...... size shouldn't matter ?

"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean"
"Maybe, but I wouldn't want to try crossing the Atlantic in a canoe"

 

[Apollion]

What the fuck are you doing?

 

[Sasha25]

You do that well, sweetie, but if you try this, you'll be as good as my last lover.

 

[dragonrazor]

"Well THERE's your problem" (complete with Jaime Hyneman voice)

 

[Apollion]

MOMMA- er, I mean, uh, Mamma Mia! Here I go again...?

 

[Seranova]

Did you know about that cobweb on the ceiling?

 

[dragonrazor]

"Why am I always on the bottom?"

 

[Cheska]

"OH YES! Oh my god yes! Oh Bill! ... FRed?... Jim? ... well, what the fuck is your name?!"

 

[DarkWarrioress]

"Oh yeah sugar, it was really good...wait, what are we talking about now?"

 

[Cheska]

*panting softly* uh uh uh mmmm Hold, almost done with this chapter, don't let me stop you....

 

[Seranova]

Whoops... my bad.

 

[Perplexia]

"That's it?"

 

[Aurantica]

You'd better make me breakfast to compensate....

 

[Danyka]

Is that a scab...?

 

[DarkWarrioress]

I've got heels longer than your dick.

Oh! Did I say that aloud?

 

[Pelaco]

Hurry, my wife will be home soon

 

[allicat93]

.....

"Oh God please let this be over..."

"oh no...the alcohol is wearing off"

 

[Cadere]

"That's wrong."

 

[Aurantica]

Awwww, what a cute little thing!

 

[Pelaco]

Shit - have to put the garbage bin out!

 

[MegalomaniacBliss]

MOMMA- er, I mean, uh, Mamma Mia! Here I go again...?

lmao this one is awesome *goes back to lurking*

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Aww. Aren't you just the cutest little thing.

 

[Nightfreak]

Well your Sister swallowed...

 

[yeishia]

Keep going I just have to answer this text...