Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with!

[dragonrazor]

I was thinking of someone of your own gender i.e. telling another fella to shift over and let you show him how his own wife REALLY likes it!!

lol...having another girl tell you it is funnier though

 

[sallythescorpian]

"Sorry, what did you say your name was again??"

 

[chronicle_tenko]

"Sorry, what did you say your name was again??"

Oh I've said that lots of times. it's not as bad as it seems. Most people understand you're bad with names and perhaps drunk. As long as you have that sorry first it's not that bad.

 

[sallythescorpian]

Oh I've said that lots of times. it's not as bad as it seems. Most people understand you're bad with names and perhaps drunk. As long as you have that sorry first it's not that bad.

really??? the girl you were fucking didn't mind your failing to recall her name??? if you did that here you'd be digesting a few teeth!!!!

 

[monique_minx]

really??? the girl you were fucking didn't mind your failing to recall her name??? if you did that here you'd be digesting a few teeth!!!!

Ehh...its never happened to me but I doubt I'd give a crap...but then I do tend to think more like a male than most males

 

[chronicle_tenko]

really??? the girl you were fucking didn't mind your failing to recall her name??? if you did that here you'd be digesting a few teeth!!!!

Well most women I said that too, took me home after watching me MAKE; another man digest a few teeth. And we didn't talk much through the evening prior to that. So no most didn't seem to mind all too terribly. And even if we did talk, I am terrible with names, and when slightly tipsy nah I was forgiven a whole bunch. Just had to spend a little more time eating at the the Y.

I am certain if it had been anything more than a one night stand though it would have been bad.

 

[dragonrazor]

"Wow, that's a really neat birthmark. Is that a Ford Galaxy?" (Any Spaceballs reference too)

 

[thelittledeadgirl]

Oh I've said that lots of times. it's not as bad as it seems. Most people understand you're bad with names and perhaps drunk. As long as you have that sorry first it's not that bad.

Me too. It goes over a lot worse when you can't fess up to your bad memory and give them a nickname they find insulting so you don't have to call them by name. I've gotten a few bedmates extremely angry with me by insisting on referring to them as "Doll-face," "Cutie," "Playtoy," and various other affectionate or complimentary diminutives, all because I'm bad with names or never asked their name in the first place. I've learned it's much easier just to say "Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced your name. Who are you again?" or something to that effect. It gets me slapped much less often. Ah well, back to topic:

"I'm just goinna keep the tartar sauce in your belly-button to go with that fish I'm supposed to eat."

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Can you keep the noise down? I think my dad's just got home from work and he kneecapped the last two fellas he caught in here with me.

 

[dragonrazor]

I just thought of an evil one for a gal to say.

"You're much too small for my pussy. I want you to grab that big black dildo over there and shove it in there, then fuck me in my arse"

 

[sallythescorpian]

I can't feel a thing! Are you sure it's in? I didn't think you were THAT small!

 

[EesomeBeastie]

I can't feel a thing! Are you sure it's in? I didn't think you were THAT small!

Not my fault your fanny* gapes like Wookey Hole**

* UK usage i.e. pussy, not US usage i.e. bum

** The tourist caves near Cheddar Gorge, not the genitals of Han Solo's pet. Unless you'd prefer the latter...

 

[Mropietaylor69]

Which hole am I in?

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Which hole am I in?

Reminds me of a boy in our class when we had sex ed lessons at school. He was very concerned about that. Kept asking the teacher "But how do you know you're in the right hole?" and the answer "You just do" wouldn't cut it. He wasn't trying to make a fuss, he was genuinely worried (as far as I could tell, anyway).

 

[Mropietaylor69]

Which Hole

Thats funny, when it unfortunately came out of my mouth, there was way too much alcohol.J

 

[sallythescorpian]

Not my fault your fanny* gapes like Wookey Hole**

* UK usage i.e. pussy, not US usage i.e. bum

** The tourist caves near Cheddar Gorge, not the genitals of Han Solo's pet. Unless you'd prefer the latter...

EEeeeewww! yeuch!! EB That's gross. And, anyone not near those caves will wonder what language you are speaking!!!!

 

[thelittledeadgirl]

*while bringing out a mind-numbing assortment of bdsm gear, power tools and kitchen utensils from the nightstand drawers*

"But I thought you wanted our time together to be special."

 

[chronicle_tenko]

From one of those absolutely retarded sex tips in cosmo.

"I'm pressing a smooth rock into your tain't to add sensation. How is it?"

 

[thelittledeadgirl]

Gak! Cosmo tips are awful!

"Hey now, if you're not willing to experiment, I'm going back to my blow-up doll."

 

[EzraPound]

I can't wait to tell my friends about what you just did!

 

[yeishia]

After we are done could I borrow your gold card please.

 

[MsAphrodite]

Fuck that's not a Penis!

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Where's the bug spray? I think I saw something scurrying about in your pubes!

 

[Small_one]

Master I don't like that

 

[yeishia]

That was fun , what did you say your name was?