Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with!

[Trixabell]

Do I have to?

 

[yeishia]

Er... is this yours?

 

[Apollion]

Was that supposed to come off?

 

[yeishia]

Sheepishly hold out her hand.


"Could I have it back please"


If it falls off during sex you probably should let him keep it, possession and all that

 

[Apollion]

.... no. *scarpers*

 

[yeishia]

*giggles*

 

[Apollion]

"I came already, you can stop now."











(*winces* I'm gonna burn in Hell for that...)

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I can't. My back hurts. followed by a little bratty giggle

Said when asked to assume a certain position. That earned a change of position which didn't end well for her...I was quite happy with that.

You never said I that I couldn't.

said during a scene when I requested no noise~I made it impossible for her to speak afterward

 

[yeishia]

What exactly is that Sir?

 

[dragonrazor]

"What am I supposed to do with this yellow thing"

 

[yeishia]

Could we try that again , with your penis in me this time ?

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Bloomin' 'eck, there's room for half a rugby squad up there!

 

[Vail_Indigo]

you are almost as good as that last chick

 

[dragonrazor]

"Your brother was right. You ARE good at this"

 

[swordandsandle]

Is that cracking noise a bad thing?

 

[dragonrazor]

"Your brother was right. You ARE good at this"

In the same vein...."Your sister was right...She IS better"

 

[sallythescorpian]

Oh God!! Not again!!

 

[dragonrazor]

"Wow (insert name wrong name here), (insert right name here) was right. You could suck the chrome off a bumper"

 

[FuckFantasy]

"Look. I'm kind of hard for you. Well, it's not totally flaccid, anyway."

"You don't taste as bad as my last girlfriend."

"Passively suck my dick, please?"

"You done yet?"

"Did you cum?" (If you have to ask, gentlemen, if you have to ask...)

 

[FuckFantasy]

Bloomin' 'eck, there's room for half a rugby squad up there!

Haha! Is that a British, Scottish, or Irish accent I hear?

 

[yeishia]

Can we make love now please?

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Haha! Is that a British, Scottish, or Irish accent I hear?

Scots-taking-micky-out-of-English accent, that one!

 

[monique_minx]

"Ow, ow, OW! Did you not hear me?!"

 

[EesomeBeastie]

"Ow, ow, OW! Did you not hear me?!"

I've decided we don't need a safe word after all!

 

[grant_s]

Don't you trust me?