Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with!

[EesomeBeastie]

I've run out of condoms, but I've got this empty crisp packet...

(that's potato chips packet, for Americans, I think)

 

[grant_s]

I've run out of condoms, but I've got this empty crisp packet...

(that's potato chips packet, for Americans, I think)

LMFAO
That is just a classic

 

[monique_minx]

I've decided we don't need a safe word after all!

I'll tell you where you can stick your safe word....

 

[Lady Reiha]

PEANUT BUTTER ON NIPPLES!

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

thank god thats over, can you get off now.

 

[grant_s]

Over, what do you mean over, we just starting, and my mates will be over soon

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

oh its okay I did them earlier

 

[grant_s]

Is that why you were so loose

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

no you just have a small dick

 

[grant_s]

thats not what your (married) sister said last night

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

yeah but she has the clap so she isnt fussy.

 

[grant_s]

Fuck, this family is screwed, I'm outta here

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

You cant choose your family bro, besides mum wants you next. (eeeeew that is so wrong lol)

 

[grant_s]

(Thats sick, Eeeeeww) Whats the point, use your strap-on on her, since you think I'm so small

 

[sallythescorpian]

I've run out of condoms, but I've got this empty crisp packet...

(that's potato chips packet, for Americans, I think)

LMAO!! EB that is sooooooooo nasty!!!

I think its fair to say that condom would n't be the only thing you had run out of, after a line like that! I think your chance of getting lucky would have run out too!!!!

But, that made me laugh so much!!!!!! Youre a funny guy!!

 

[Verinka]

Sad but true

Excuse me, I have to take this call. It's my wife. "Hi, sweetie....'kiss,kiss' " ..... Now, where were we?


I'm an only child, so I need a lot of attention.

 

[dragonrazor]

Three words. Star Wars Intro.

 

[yeishia]

Can we watch the intro while we fuck?

 

[Vail_Indigo]

there's that blood again...

 

[dragonrazor]

there's that blood again...

"What did you say that smell was?"

 

[Vail_Indigo]

do that again and I'll poke out your other eye

 

[dragonrazor]

"Are those ants?"

 

[yeishia]

Why did you use a strap on Sir?

 

[dragonrazor]

"You're not my wife"

Or more disturbingly...

"You're not my (insert female relative here)"

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Could you spread your cheeks a bit more? I can't get at your arsehole for all the flab.