AlwaysDancing
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You wear her thong backwards.
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Justabaldguy70
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Fucking right I do !!! Lol
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Uses her thing to hold your mayonnaise
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He likes wearing my thongs. Says they make his bulge look really fancy
Still hasn't gotten the hang of thongs, but boy, does he love how they feel rubbing against him as he struts his stuff
kieranhalcyon01
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Went to Australia once and got a bunch of weird looks for wearing underwear on her feet after a local suggested she wear thongs to the beach
AlwaysDancing
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I mean … you’re not wearing them
refuses to put milk on his cereal. Trying to develop that dry humor
Chloe_Harper
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Hasn't had dry humor for a while, it's all wet. Wait...I mean … you’re not wearing them
refuses to put milk on his cereal. Trying to develop that dry humor
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WISHES AlwaysDancing was getting wet with her
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Thinks Manuel Labor is the president of Mexico
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Can never decide if his aviator glasses are too big or too small.
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Likes to check himself out in Mr. Cleans aviators and talk like he’s Top gun Maverick. “I have to admit I wasn’t expecting an invitation back.”
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She wants Mr Cleans aviators to wear her self
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Wishes his nickname was Crome dome.
AlwaysDancing
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She’s lost … that loving feeling … whoa-whoa that loving feeling
She loves karaoke so much she practices at work, imagining her adoring fans are all around her. And they are. Like one ceiling fan in every room.
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Never smiles in any photograph she posts
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Actually wishes he had those heart-shaped sunglasses girls wear on Bachelorette beach trips
kieranhalcyon01
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Isn't actually dancing, like, ever. Has all the rhythm of a white Steve Urkel
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Knows he has the rhythm of Steve Urkel but @AlwaysDancing has the rhythm of Stefan Urquelle!!!
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That’s going to be my next NPC … too good
She started working out to build muscle mass … the goal is to be strongest woman to dance the Macarena. Guinness is waiting.
kieranhalcyon01
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Still wishes Weird Al would do a parody of the macarenaThat’s going to be my next NPC … too good
She started working out to build muscle mass … the goal is to be strongest woman to dance the Macarena. Guinness is waiting.
Justabaldguy70
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drinks jello through a straw
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Bought a bunch of those dick shaped straws that are used as a gage during bachelorette parties and uses them daily because he likes them
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Says goodbye waving with a fork?
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You mean a dinglehopper?
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Thinks some dinglehoppers are bigger than others
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