AlexBailey
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Went on a cruise and was sorely disappointed that she couldn’t lean over the bow of the ship like Rose and Jack.
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Went on a cruise and was sorely disappointed that she couldn’t lean over the bow of the ship like Rose and Jack.
Hornymwtxn
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Watches Forrest Gump and can recite all of Bubba's recipes
Chloe_Harper
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Neither of these would be lies
They are collaborating on a new movie script combining Forrest Gump and Titanic. But it will also be porn. It's... a work in progress
Hornymwtxn
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Run Jenny runNeither of these would be lies
They are collaborating on a new movie script combining Forrest Gump and Titanic. But it will also be porn. It's... a work in progress
Azuldrgon
Her Squishy
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Knows Jenny's number and actually met his wife when he called.
Scarred65
Rude
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Has an allergy to shrimp only alleviated by dropping priceless jewels into the sea.
kieranhalcyon01
Delicious cereal
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Everybody knows Jenny's number, it's 867-5309
Has an allergy to shrimp only alleviated by dropping his family jewels into the sea
ALovelyNudist
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Makes the most delicious breakfast meal there is
kieranhalcyon01
Delicious cereal
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This is supposed to be a baseless lies thread, brosef
Is neither lovely nor a nudist. Thinks "alovely" is a word that means not lovely and simply lurks in nudest colonies, hiding behind coat racks hoping to see dangly bits.
Azuldrgon
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Can't stand cereal....except maybe grits.
AlwaysDancing
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He is a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
kieranhalcyon01
Delicious cereal
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Actually never dances and secretly has the rhythm of an awkward 13 year old white boy
BrendaBear
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He even thinks the sound of it is something quite atrocious
BrendaBear
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He dances like a middle aged, drunken white guy… which is very funny to watch.
Scarred65
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Dances like Dick van Dyke
Hornymwtxn
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Was the choreographer on the Soul Train
BrendaBear
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Talks like Dick Van Dyke trying to do a cockney accent - but that is his normal way of communicating
kieranhalcyon01
Delicious cereal
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AlwaysDancing
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Finished other people’s sentences … with geometric proofs and theorems!
Hornymwtxn
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Doesn't understand dicks and dykes don't mix
Scarred65
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Wishes they did, guvn'r
Hornymwtxn
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A beautiful mind was based upon him
BrendaBear
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But are you drunk?? Can someone get this guy a drink??? Thank you!
**** skip this ****
kieranhalcyon01
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Idiocracy was based on him
BrendaBear
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A beautiful mind was corrupted by him… and they liked what they learned….
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