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[TANSTAAFL58]

What's hybrid about my measurements? Inches, feet, yards, fathoms, chains, furlongs, miles, acres, ounces, pounds, stones, hundredweights, tons, pints, quarts, gallons and Kelvin.

All perfectly rational and understandable units. Nothing ambiguous at all!

I was more commenting on the boobs to beverage vessels transition. Although, now that I say that, there is a beverage vessel component to boobs. Your logic checks out.

In a perfect world, the base unit for a practical measuring system would be the British Thermal Unit. 25,000BTU breasts, a 5000BTU penis...and velocity in Furlongs per fortnight.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

In a perfect world, the base unit for a practical measuring system would be the British Thermal Unit. 25,000BTU breasts, a 5000BTU penis...and velocity in Furlongs per fortnight.

That would make some incredibly niche porn. Dozens of dollars for the taking.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

That would make some incredibly niche porn. Dozens of dollars for the taking.

It is my get rich quick scheme.

Now, if you will step into the workshop, I can determine how many BTUs define your bra cup...FOR SCIENCE!

 

[Diosax]

Guys, I saw the first cockatar!

I thought you'd like to know this

 

[cascadiabound]

Guy. I saw the first cockatar!

I thought you'd like to know this

You've been here almost 2 years and you bagged your FIRST cockatar?
They must be cracking down...they used to be all over the board

 

[Diosax]

You've been here almost 2 years and you bagged your FIRST cockatar?
They must be cracking down...they used to be all over the board

I created the account 2 yrs ago but I didn't use it until early this year.

Today I've seen 2!!

 

[cascadiabound]

I created the account 2 yrs ago but I didn't use it until early this year.

Today I've seen 2!!

Ah. Gotcha

Cockatars have helped me eliminate scads of men around here. Have cockatar, no need to talk to me.

 

[Diosax]

Ah. Gotcha

Cockatars have helped me eliminate scads of men around here. Have cockatar, no need to talk to me.

I def don't think I'd talk to any either. The two I saw w.e post i saw I wasn't impressed

 

[hotoldrguy]

Have you heard the LIT Urban Myth that there is a Litster that actually reads peoples profiles?

 

[Diosax]

Have you heard the LIT Urban Myth that there is a Litster that actually reads peoples profiles?

What a nerd!

I also heard there's people who have profiles!

 

[hotoldrguy]

What a nerd!

I also heard there's people who have profiles!

I have also heard users without profiles are bots!!!!

 

[Diosax]

I have also heard users without profiles are bots!!!!

Am I a bot?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Am I a bot?

You have a profile. Just a not to extensive one

 

[Diosax]

You have a profile. Just a not to extensive one

I'm a savy bot

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm a savy bot

then why haven't you sent me a link to your onlyfans?

 

[Diosax]

then why haven't you sent me a link to your onlyfans?

Because I'm a savy bot. First I'm establishing a friendship with you so you feel pressured to subscribe and support me. Duh!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Because I'm a savy bot. First I'm establishing a friendship with you so you feel pressured to subscribe and support me. Duh!

You are indeed a clever bot

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Have you heard the LIT Urban Myth that there is a Litster that actually reads peoples profiles?

What a nerd!

I also heard there's people who have profiles!

I found that when my profile had detailed information about my life, my kinks and my status as well as things I was interested in NOBODY read it. Evidently my Av at the time attracted a lot of gay men who didn't read the part where I said I was straight and not interested in exploring any new directions.

 

[Diosax]

I found that when my profile had detailed information about my life, my kinks and my status as well as things I was interested in NOBODY read it. Evidently my Av at the time attracted a lot of gay men who didn't read the part where I said I was straight and not interested in exploring any new directions.

To be fair there are a lot of straight men here who are bicurious or just straight up curious on sucking dick

 

[hotoldrguy]

To be fair there are a lot of straight men here who are bicurious or just straight up curious on sucking dick

I think maybe once or twice a year, I get an unsolicited PM. Mostly from men

 

[Inbef]

I think maybe once or twice a year, I get an unsolicited PM. Mostly from men

True.
I hope my black box avatar doesn't count as a cockatar.

 

[Lady2020]

I found that when my profile had detailed information about my life, my kinks and my status as well as things I was interested in NOBODY read it. Evidently my Av at the time attracted a lot of gay men who didn't read the part where I said I was straight and not interested in exploring any new directions.

I tend to think people read profiles, but some don't care what a profile says.

 

[Diosax]

Can someone tell me what status: curious means???

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

To be fair there are a lot of straight men here who are bicurious or just straight up curious on sucking dick

I suppose you don't know if you don't ask. I try to be polite, unless they get annoying.

And, I imagine any man who has had a "below par" blowjob has thought to himself "I could do better than that myself"...I just have no interest in finding out lol.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Can someone tell me what status: curious means???

the status is usually bicurious. Used more by men then women who have never had a same sex experience but have an interest in hearing about it and maybe try some aspect of it.