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Dr.Suess Purity Test

This one was fairly amusing---enjoy! AA (answers are all yes or no)

Dr. Seuss' Purity Test


Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it up a mile?

Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it high on grass?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?
***********************************
Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows;
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is your purity.
 
Re: Dr.Suess Purity Test

alwaysawake said:
This one was fairly amusing---enjoy! AA (answers are all yes or no)

Dr. Seuss' Purity Test


Have you done it on a boat? no
Have you done it with a goat? no

Have you done it in a bed? yes
Have you done it with the dead? no *pukes all over the floor*

Have you done it in the car? yes
Have you simply gone too far? yes

Have you done it on the beach? no
Have you done it with the teach? no

Have you done it on your back? yes
Have you done it strapped to a rack? no

Have you done it in a box? no
Have you done it with a fox? ummmm which kind?

Have you done it in a tree? nope
Have you done it with more than three? nope

Have you done it in the rain? no
Have you done it for the pain? no

Have you done it 'tween the tits? yes
Have you done it wearing mitts? no

Have you done it packed in rubber? no
Have you done it undercover? yes

Have you done it on a perch? no
Have you done it in a church? no

Have you done it with a virgin? no
Have you done it with a sturgeon? no

Have you done it with ropes and chains? no
Have you done it while insane? no

Have you done it on the stage? no
Have you done it underage? yes

Have you done it with all your friends? no
Have you done it in both ends? yes :D

Have you done it with your dog? no lol
Have you done it on a log? no

Have you done it under clamps? no
Have you done it with the lamps? no

Have you done it without style? yes
Have you done it up a mile? huh?

Have you done it for all to see? yes
Have you ever had VD? no

Have you done it on Mother's couch? no
Have you done it in your mouth? yes

Have you done it while on tape? yes
Have you done it out of shape? yes

Have you done it on live TV? yes
Have you done it whilst you pee? no

Have you done it in the gym? no
Have you done it on a whim?yes

Have you done it in the ass? yes
Have you done it high on grass? no

Have you done it on a dare? no
Do you really think we care? no
***********************************
Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows;
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is your purity.
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64%???? are you kidding me?

Meop79@yahoo.com
 
Re: Re: Re: Dr.Suess Purity Test

1sexylady said:

Gosh handing you the crying towel.......you have alot of no's there...oh well...:p
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:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

No one pays any attention to those stupid things anyway!

"Waaaah"

Meop79@yahoo.com
 
oh bear sorry

went to my sis house for family dinner.......left the machine on sorry.......hugssssssssss and kissesssssssssssssssss

hi everybody else

sbb
 
1sexylady said:


OMG.....thats awful....:( :(
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It IS awful AND sickening...hugs my Lucy closer! Ordering the the full strength chlorine for the defective part of the gene pool!
 
meop79 said:
But hey if you can't laugh you will cry and that does no one any good, sertainly not the dog!

Meop79@yahoo.com
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Well for a sick puppy we all put up with you don't we....:D :D I know you were kidding...and so am I...;) or am I????? :eek:
 
1sexylady said:


Well for a sick puppy we all put up with you don't we....:D :D I know you were kidding...and so am I...;) or am I????? :eek:
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LOL be nice Queen Brat--after all, he is a Pacific NW man! And I love my puppu--she isn't sick...just loving! :D
 
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