alwaysawake.....aka CAPTAIN SMARTASS! Join "S.A.W.U."!!!!!!

HeavyStick said:
hehe

I can hear one of the kids now after AA tutoring.... "Let me guess mom you didn't get my I don't give a shit memo?, you need me to fwd it again

trust me, they don't need tutoring to come up with those kinds of comments!
 
*ladylove* said:


send them back? by then I'll be set up at my new address, complete name change and cabana boy at my beck and command...*giggling*
You gotta start drinking a better brand ll--you are hallucinating! :D
 
geeesh ll, you make it sound like their mom was a little cussing wench in the Army or something ;-)
 
HeavyStick said:
geeesh ll, you make it sound like their mom was a little cussing wench in the Army or something ;-)

*swiftly kicking stick in the ass..then shining my well polished boot back to it's blinding shine*..


WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLIN' A WENCH?

*giggling uncontrollably*
 
well ll, I'm glad you're having fun. But I gotta stop your foreplay before you let things get carried away and.... those ....mild...sedatives.... you ..... slipped ..... in ... my...drink....take....control ....... over .......me
 
HeavyStick said:
well ll, I'm glad you're having fun. But I gotta stop your foreplay before you let things get carried away and.... those ....mild...sedatives.... you ..... slipped ..... in ... my...drink....take....control ....... over .......me

*cackling with evil glee as i shackle the bear to the concrete wall in my basement*

oh no! but what will I do without my evil accomplice to help me? and the duck..she's looking at me with those puppy dog eyes, pleading for her bear!
 
alwaysawake said:
You gotta start drinking a better brand ll--you are hallucinating! :D

sheesh aa..and I thought maybe you'd volunteer to be my cabana boy!..*wetting my lips seductively*..hehehehe
 
*ladylove* said:


*cackling with evil glee as i shackle the bear to the concrete wall in my basement*

oh no! but what will I do without my evil accomplice to help me? and the duck..she's looking at me with those puppy dog eyes, pleading for her bear!


*hehe* pleading for her bear in a 3way
 
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1sexylady said:


;) ;) Good about time someone did..:p
Oh these delusional women...thinking they can get the best of me...it will never happen! :p
 
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alwaysawake said:
I surrender! LOL


Leaving a message for you two *brats*.get yur butts over to the kitchen anD clean up the mess you left!!

If you think I didnt hear you last nite....boy are you mistaken!!
Who could sleep with all the carrying on?? LMAO
 
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wildrose70 said:



Leaving a message for you two *brats*.get yur butts over to the kitchen anD clean up the mess you left!!

If you think I didnt hear you last nite....boy are you mistaken!!
Who could sleep with all the carrying on?? LMAO

Quickly running behind the curtain....peeking out and giggling....OMG....told you AA to be quiet...sheeeeeeeeesh..all that moaning...:rolleyes:
 
Busted!!!!!!


even the poor cats were kept awake...Lurch was running back and forth wondering what the heck was going on LMAO:devil:
 
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