Are you Lit stalkworthy?

[whenagain]

Depends on one’s tastes, but I’d say so

 

[lacandy]

God no! I only post sporadically, I only post in the “describe yourself”, and “have you ever” threads…boorrrinnngg

 

[Tallulah82]

Hahaha not after the first glance

Oh shush.

It takes at least ten glances before interest wanes...

(just kidding. It's twenty.)

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Only if you REALLY REALLY like delicious breakfast cereal

 

[Kraken_96]

If you want to ask the question: Does he know this is supposed to be a spicy site? He seems to just be making jokes all day

Then yes, come sink a while

Otherwise stay on dry land

 

[Qky75]

Oh shush.

It takes at least ten glances before interest wanes...

(just kidding. It's twenty.)

You were only saying that as you'd got to 11 glances and reset the parameters didn't you?

 

[Tallulah82]

You were only saying that as you'd got to 11 glances and reset the parameters didn't you?

You know I've strained my neck bloody glancing at you, right?

 

[Tallulah82]

If you want to ask the question: Does he know this is supposed to be a spicy site? He seems to just be making jokes all day

Then yes, come sink a while

Otherwise stay on dry land

My feet are so fucking wet.

Hmm. That sounds dirtier than I had in my head.

Jokes are good. Being sunken is gooder.

 

[Kraken_96]

My feet are so fucking wet.

Hmm. That sounds dirtier than I had in my head.

Jokes are good. Being sunken is gooder.

The washing machine is leaking on the bloody carpet Tal.

You madam have been drowning a while, think I should probably get you a life jacket or something

 

[Qky75]

You know I've strained my neck bloody glancing at you, right?

No need to cause yourself whiplash luv, I'll pass by again slower.

 

[vibes]

No, I know everything: I wouldn't waste time trying to learn something new

 

[deft]

Yes, if you like your arse getting geeked off

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, if you like your arse getting geeked off

Its true.


I am also stalk worthy … but if you don’t know that already I feel sad for you.

 

[Tallulah82]

Of course I am. Ask anyone. Erm. Well, not anyone. I have a small list of people who say I'm tolerable. Ask them. They'll vouch for me.

 

[hairball18]

Of course I am. Ask anyone. Erm. Well, not anyone. I have a small list of people who say I'm tolerable. Ask them. They'll vouch for me.

Somewhat tolerable.
As for me, not worth the time to even look.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

*sigh

Ok. Yeah, I am

 

[Wand3rlust]

*sigh

Ok. Yeah, I am

Wow.

Me?. Nah.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Wow.

Me?. Nah.

Wow. The lies are just astounding.

 

[FreckledSprite]

Nope! And that’s why I love it here. My stalker is on Reddit and here I get to say whatever I want without confrontation!

 

[Girly_girl]

In my opinion? Not at all.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I dont think so and I just dont want to be bothered by you freaks.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I tone down my sex appeal to not be stalked. I’m told I don’t have to work hard at that

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wow.

Me?. Nah.

Oh. Well. Hmmm...

I need a new hobby then.

Nah, I'm to old change.

I however, am pretty boring, and verbose. Probably tiring. And an open book. Not worth stalking.

 

[Tallulah82]

I dont think so and I just dont want to be bothered by you freaks.

*pokes* *pokes* *pokes* *pokes*

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh. Well. Hmmm...

I need a new hobby then.

Nah, I'm to old change.

I however, am pretty boring, and verbose. Probably tiring. And an open book. Not worth stalking.

I won't post an angry face at your self-pity party, but I will kick you up the arse if you claim to be not worth stalking again.