Are you Lit stalkworthy?

nope.

I'm a boring guy. nice guy. and nice guys always finish last. and alone
 
Oh yea, totally stalkworthy. Just remember, it's your time and you were curious.

Imagine, Lit content of the sexiest, funniest sort. Intellectual, caring, fun.

That's not me.
I tried stalking you but I just kept getting..

“User not found”
 
Ritual sacrifice
Ahhh, I done that before. True story.

Me and a friend were hiking in a local park and it was right around Halloween. These three youngish women were in some sort of fishnet stocking witchy costume doing some sort of photoshoot and I stopped and watched for a minute. They offered to ritual sacrifice me. I accepted despite the protest from my friend. So, somewhere out there on the internet, is some sort of rendition of me being ritual sacrificed. I haven't been the same since.
 
Ahhh, I done that before. True story.

Me and a friend were hiking in a local park and it was right around Halloween. These three youngish women were in some sort of fishnet stocking witchy costume doing some sort of photoshoot and I stopped and watched for a minute. They offered to ritual sacrifice me. I accepted despite the protest from my friend. So, somewhere out there on the internet, is some sort of rendition of me being ritual sacrificed. I haven't been the same since.
This is amazeballs … I wish you had the photo to share.
 
IMHO no, I’m not stalkworthy but if anyone is doing it secretly, can you remind me where I left my portable power bank, can’t find it anywhere!
 
Absolutely. Just don't step on the freshly planted flowers outside my bedroom window. I'm getting tired of re-planting those every weekend.

Perve.
 
If you're into workout updates and occasional picture posts when the mood strikes then perhaps.
 
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